Eastenders #28 seduced by Peter's special sausage

Which of The Six do you think will crack and confess first?

  • Denise

    Votes: 140 59.6%

  • Stacey

    Votes: 10 4.3%

  • Kathy

    Votes: 10 4.3%

  • Linda

    Votes: 63 26.8%

  • Sharon

    Votes: 7 3.0%

  • Suki

    Votes: 5 2.1%
  • Total voters
    235
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My list is who I objectively think would be good or bad in bed, not that I necessarily find them fuckable:

George - I mean, obviously.
Mitch - He'd definitely be more of a giver. Anything for his babygirl.
Fatboy - I'm biased here as he reminds me of my ex who was the best shag I've ever had
Peter - Dude has stamina
Vinny - he'd last five seconds and cry afterwards

I also think Roxy would be a terrible shag, and Ronnie would be a dark horse. Stacey must have a magic vagina the amount of dick she gets.
Chelsea would also be good in bed IMO
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Furrytriangle said:
David wicks yes! And the worst would have been Derek branning, spitting on his manky sausage fingers and sticking his fingers inside you frantically, leaving you cut and with a UTI.
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Wonder if he keeps his hand on his hip as he thrusts.
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Suit jacket still on, hand on hip
 
AdApathy said:
Who do you think the best shagger in Eastenders is? Past and present characters included.
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It is so Dennis Rickman.

Even barmaid Tracey succumbed to him, one of the funniest scenes ever when that was revealed. :oops: Sharon's infamous words too, that he's had all the women in the Square and now it's her turn. You have to admit he had something to attract so many of the women, many at the same time!


Bet you never thought I would mention him. :ROFLMAO:😂
 
MeghanSnarkle said:
I also feel like everything is so rushed and disjointed !!

In January Nish for example has managed all the following -

been fighting for his life with a brain bleed in a coma,
woke from the coma,
Recovered all faculties fully from a brain injury,
had to learn how to function in life without his partner of 30 years
gotten close to Kat,
slept with Kat,
agreed to a divorce,
Played detective over Keanu's disappearance,
negotiated his terms for divorce,
overseen the refurbishment of the cafe,
got the divorce on his own terms and seen his wife walk away as a free woman .Done.

There could of been a slow recovery, a real sense of a person having to rebuild a life, lots of Nish and Ravi trying to repair
their relationship, see him struggle to find a connection with someone plenty to take it up till say march

Nah he just needs two weeks after waking up and its all sorted.
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Also the caff. It was blown to smithereens and less than 2 weeks ago it was still a burnt out shell. Now it’s up and ready to be reopened?!! 🤔
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BACK OFFFFF LINDA YOU FRIED UP FORKERRRR!!!!!
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Timz said:
EE have made a big mistake for January with the massive decline in the six women. Poor continuity, repetition, cliches. They don’t deserve an award this year for their storylines, plain stupid and loopy.

Think they need a new producer, and bring back established writers. The Crimbo storyline was a deflater. The fact no one cared about Canoe lol. One of the six has got to confess in Feb, story has gone stale and rancid.
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thissssss also Jessie should have been in the 6 the Phil/Kat break up everyone going off on how amazing an actor Jessie is (and steve) the 6 storyline was big on the one day but the acting since has been abit much imo
i don't care who Jessie ball smashed, she should have been involved!!
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AdApathy said:
Who do you think the best shagger in Eastenders is? Past and present characters included.
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KAT TOTALLL SLAGGG SLATERRR you know she is FIRE in those streets/sheets! tricks, hands, mouth, positions, outfits, keeping up the pace all of it!! :devilish::p🤪:love:
Phil gos HARRRRRDDDDD double enderrr ;)
Alfie great with his hands and tongue...:p
 
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