Eastenders #28 seduced by Peter's special sausage

[Mr Krabs]

I also feel like everything is so rushed and disjointed !!

In January Nish for example has managed all the following -

been fighting for his life with a brain bleed in a coma,
woke from the coma,
Recovered all faculties fully from a brain injury,
had to learn how to function in life without his partner of 30 years
gotten close to Kat,
slept with Kat,
agreed to a divorce,
Played detective over Keanu's disappearance,
negotiated his terms for divorce,
overseen the refurbishment of the cafe,
got the divorce on his own terms and seen his wife walk away as a free woman .Done.

There could of been a slow recovery, a real sense of a person having to rebuild a life, lots of Nish and Ravi trying to repair
their relationship, see him struggle to find a connection with someone plenty to take it up till say march

Nah he just needs two weeks after waking up and its all sorted.

They really are miracle workers at Walford General. Peter was on a ventilator just a few weeks ago and now he’s fine. Must have been super nurse Sonia helping him out.

 

[choccyhazelnut]

I hate how they ruin strong platonic relationships by making it romantic. No need for it

 

[StephenTJackson]

I want to share a cell with him and gray

I read this post and thought it was you @AdsB, was shocked to see that it wasn't.

 

[Instashamous]

I am way behind so the point has likely already been made but how much of a piece of shit is Jack- ‘Stacey cares about her family’ I swear to god if I was D and he was comparing me to the woman he’d cheated on me with he’d be under the caff with Keanu

 

[AdApathy]

Who do you think the best shagger in Eastenders is? Past and present characters included.

 

[Jusa]

Who do you think the best shagger in Eastenders is? Past and present characters included.

Ravi and David Wicks

 

[StephenTJackson]

Who do you think the best shagger in Eastenders is? Past and present characters included.

Joey Branning. He's gotta be good otherwise his cousin wouldn't have shagged him.

 

[Instashamous]

Who do you think the best shagger in Eastenders is? Past and present characters included.

Vincent

 

[AdApathy]

Joey Branning. He's gotta be good otherwise his cousin wouldn't have shagged him.

Considering the amount of incest in Walford, I don't think it's a skill thing.

 

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

I know Lucas returned not that long ago but I can't remember why he's back in prison??

On account of the murders babes

 

[StephenTJackson]

Vincent

I miss Vincent. He would definitely be good.

The storyline of him and Mick working out together, running in the park resulted in one of the best EE scenes ever - Vincent in tight black lycra compression wear, and a bulge that made me both glad I did and sad I didn't have 3D TV at the same time. Would've taken someone's eye out, preferably mine.

 

[Wynonna]

Who do you think the best shagger in Eastenders is? Past and present characters included.

Kush
Dennis Rickman
Max

 

[AdApathy]

Kush
Dennis Rickman
Max

I bet Max goes down for hours.

 

[Wynonna]

Worst -
Ian
Peter
Bradley
Barry

 

[tspnwn]

Ahh Lucas's "y'understand?" missed you!

 

[Tanley]

Who do you think the best shagger in Eastenders is? Past and present characters included.

David Wicks. Absolutely the sexiest and most gorgeous man in any TV show ever.
Dennis Rickman. You just know he would be very, very naughty.
Ravi Gulati. Looks Like he has a vivid imagination and a lot of staying power ❤

 

[lookwhatthecatdraggedin1]

Who do you think the best shagger in Eastenders is? Past and present characters included.

Max 100% he’s deffo rough in the bedroom

 

[choccyhazelnut]

Max gives me the major ick I will never understand the attraction with him sometimes when I'm watching old episodes I fast forward the scenes he's in I find him so grim

 

[MeghanSnarkle]

Dennis Rickman

You can tell just from the way he kisses you'd be stocking up on Cystopurin sachets

 

[Furrytriangle]

Ravi and David Wicks

David wicks yes! And the worst would have been Derek branning, spitting on his manky sausage fingers and sticking his fingers inside you frantically, leaving you cut and with a UTI.
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Max 100% he’s deffo rough in the bedroom

Wonder if he keeps his hand on his hip as he thrusts.