Eastenders #16 The Feeble and the Furious starring Vin Weasel

[Cady1954]

Imagine thinking life in prison is a better option than being with Stacey Slater?

 

[S4buk]

Stacey is making me roll my eyes so hard. A random guy tries to give your teenage daughter trainers in secret , offers to give her free one to one sessions, the old school is saying to stay away from him so she let's him continue to see her daughter, hugs him and gives him free reign of her house and orange squash while she's upstairs in her corset flashing her bacon roll. I'm surprised she didn't come down , catch him in the act and offer to wash it for him in the kitchen sink after, the silly mare. I just hope she didn't shake his hand when he was leaving

she has previous, didn’t she wait whilst Max Branning washed his dick in the sink at a hotel one time?

also…Keanu appreciation post just to cleanse your brains after my previous comment.

 

[Sprezza]

Does anyone else find Theo kind of....nope okay never mind

You can stop with the vomit reactions okay y'all fancy Martin

 

[StephenTJackson]

she has previous, didn’t she wait whilst Max Branning washed his dick in the sink at a hotel one time?

also…Keanu appreciation post just to cleanse your brains after my previous comment.

There might be a huge age gap, but you can't blame Sharon.

He is just so bleeping fit!

 

[Gloria Rostron]

You can stop with the vomit reactions okay y'all fancy Martin

I fancy Theo, Freddie, Ben, Martin & Zak

Ryan needs to come back full time, he is a hunk, and also Grey. Joey Branning too!

That bulge is beautiful! Those plums

 

[S4buk]

Do we need to start an eastenders/soap hunk thread (past and present) to satisfy all this thirst?

yes x

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

Mentioned it before but I couldn’t see Joey in the same way once I heard his real voice

 

[S4buk]

Mentioned it before but I couldn’t see Joey in the same way once I heard his real voice

Ooooh????

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

Ooooh????

 

[FoxyBingo]

Noooooooo

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

That is very upsetting

 

[Scotch Mist]

Do we need to start an eastenders/soap hunk thread (past and present) to satisfy all this thirst?

yes x

No more filth please
Let's go back to assessing the ridiculous plotlines

I think Lisa is lying. We've only got her word for it that Louise has gone off the rails. I wouldn't mind betting that she has run off with the kid as a grifting opportunity to fleece Keanu and Phil.

 

[Orphan_Black]

The manky grey y-fronts were bad enough! Wow.

 

[Lucia]

No more filth please
Let's go back to assessing the ridiculous plotlines

I think Lisa is lying. We've only got her word for it that Louise has gone off the rails. I wouldn't mind betting that she has run off with the kid as a grifting opportunity to fleece Keanu and Phil.

Watch tonight's episode

 

[S4buk]

Still would.

 

[StephenTJackson]

Still would.

Same. He can just be quiet.

 

[EssieBessie]

It’s been years but it still grates on me how Keanu pronounces Lou-WHEEEEZE It’s almost as bad as Phil saying KeanO!

 

[Muchbee]

See sonia she needs to get a pal shes grating like duck on me now with her constant medical advice

 

[Scotch Mist]

FFS Keanoo is a bloody dipstick

How stupid is Keanoo to try and take massive amounts of money out of the business to pay the manky grifter Lisa for access to a child he doesn't know

It's all going to go tits up with matchstick legs if he nicks her money

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

It’s been years but it still grates on me how Keanu pronounces Lou-WHEEEEZE It’s almost as bad as Phil saying KeanO!

Maybe just me but I always hated the way Ian would say Masood too