Denise Curran #6 OT, Influencer and Mum. Jack of all trades, but master of none

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All chores have to be “devided”….. she’s some
Speller!!
Will we club together and buy her a dictionary for Christmas? Might need to start with the kids one first though.
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Dying to see what shite she posts this week now that she’s finished work for the week on a fkn Wednesday 🤣🤣
Away pissing about shopping with her Mum yesterday evening and then she’ll dump the kids to crèche for the next two days so she can swan about. She has all the me time she was craving now.
 
Busy morning treating herself to a full body spray tan!
The struggle of a part time working mummy is real, guys. So relatable!
Unlike anyone else that would be running a mop round the house, changing beds and prepping dinner. She does all this in the evening… except, of course, when she’s late night shopping. Michael has had his list of chores to do this week, no running to Mummy Gallagher’s.
 
Busy morning treating herself to a full body spray tan!
The struggle of a part time working mummy is real, guys. So relatable!
Unlike anyone else that would be running a mop round the house, changing beds and prepping dinner. She does all this in the evening… except, of course, when she’s late night shopping. Michael has had his list of chores to do this week, no running to Mummy Gallagher’s.
She just so organised that she has a cleaner the house doesn’t need much work to maintain it.

A full body spray tan - she must have more social plans this weekend or a holiday planned?
 
I was joking when I suggested it was for a holiday but she actually is 😅 is it for content? An excuse to cut work loose? She’s a bit like Terror McEvoy, always trying to escape her life & house, but I guess at least Denise takes the kids with her.

She said she hasn’t been away since April - I think there were holidays closer into May & June? And conveniently forgetting that she had a girls holiday in August?
 
I can imagine the mouthful of abuse that the airline worker got for charging the sister £60 because “just the wheels were sticking out”.
She is definitely not paying it! The nasty side is showing.
God but she is insufferable, travel with kids expert. Her top tips being, have a charged iPad with downloaded games/movies and noise cancelling headphones for herself and Mickey so other people can listen to the kids instead of them.
Your kids may not have had an iPad, but they have had a phone strapped to the pram since birth.
Why is CNA still using a bottle?
 
I can imagine the mouthful of abuse that the airline worker got for charging the sister £60 because “just the wheels were sticking out”.
She is definitely not paying it! The nasty side is showing.
God but she is insufferable, travel with kids expert. Her top tips being, have a charged iPad with downloaded games/movies and noise cancelling headphones for herself and Mickey so other people can listen to the kids instead of them.
Your kids may not have had an iPad, but they have had a phone strapped to the pram since birth.
Why is CNA still using a bottle?
The iPad has been seen on holidays before and sure the only reason they probably don’t give them one at home is they wouldn’t want to pay for another one if they broke it 🫠
 
Now I’m sure I’ll be back with more because I’ve only just started watching her “expert” travel tips, but did you all know Lidl zip lock bags are like gold dust?
Also I’ve been travelling long haul around the world with 3 kids (2 under 2 at a stage!!!!!!) and never once have I thought “do you know what would make this all so much easier? A Lidl freezer bag!”
 
She was away end of may/start of June, she has reels up about her sister minding them for a date day 🙄 couldn't lie straight in a bed
Mid March - Dubai
Start of May - Marbella
End of May - Lanzarote
Start of August- Marbella

Plus multiple weekends away in Ireland … Donegal, Derry, Dublin. Not to mention the drinking day trips, concerts, races, horse shows, spa days.

She’s a thick.
 
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