Dating app icks #2 Turkey Teeth is also an ick

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Dating app Icks

There wasn't any title nominations so I took the most liked post, by @DrNooo Hope that's okay!

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I had to Google nuru lol

 

[MollyMalone]

I had to Google nuru lol
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Do we want to know what nuru is.... I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no, no we don't

 

[LaBlonde]

Do we want to know what nuru is.... I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no, no we don't

i personally will never forgive ben for that now being in my google search history

 

[Foxvint]

Do we want to know what nuru is.... I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no, no we don't

Ben wants a wank while you're both covered in seaweed but make it pretend spiritual, basically

 

[Swedish chef]

I had to Google nuru lol
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By family does he mean wife and kids or no?

 

[MollyMalone]

Ben wants a wank while you're both covered in seaweed but make it pretend spiritual, basically

Ohhhkaayyyyyyyy Ben you little weirdo

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

By family does he mean wife and kids or no?

That’s what I thought! Surely you would just say kids.

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

How can Ben make stubble which I normally like, look so gross?

 

[mozzarellagirl]

I had to Google nuru lol
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Classic. Doesn't want a "conventional relationship" but doesn't want a ONS either. He wants the girlfriend privileges while giving you duck all

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

How can Ben make stubble which I normally like, look so gross?

I think it’s his weird little birdie mouth.

edit. I just went and looked back at his profile and looked at his full size profile pic. He’s clearly topless and is doing something weird with his eyes.


edit, again. Why do so many men have bad taste in shoes.

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

I think it’s his weird little birdie mouth.

edit. I just went and looked back at his profile and looked at his full size profile pic. He’s clearly topless and is doing something weird with his eyes.


edit, again. Why do so many men have bad taste in shoes.

Yes & the moustache is covering his birdie lips too! Oh Ben what happened to your grooming regime?

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I thought he only had one leg at first.
That’s a really natural pose (both from the same profile)

 

[Sir Lancelot]

@thenorthremembers This is the thread I was talking about; seeing some of the things you mentioned your friend had shown you on her dating apps reminded me of it! Men are weird.

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

I had to Google nuru lol
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I really hate it when they use their family to try to valorise the fact that they just want to shag around without commitment. Just own it, stop pretending it's because you're a brilliant dad.

 

[Ametrine]

I thought he only had one leg at first.
That’s a really natural pose (both from the same profile)
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I think this profile is pretty good actually!

 

[Universal]

The worst is when you see the school dads on Tinder and have to pretend you haven’t at drop off in the playground.

 

[Jojoo]

The worst is when you see the school dads on Tinder and have to pretend you haven’t at drop off in the playground.

Yes!!! A few times now

 

[stella_cat]

Any of your lovely lot know what DBM means?

 

[DrNooo]

Any of your lovely lot know what DBM means?

Could be one of a few things. Don’t be mean or don’t bother me come up top in searches but I think he needs to be a bit more specific.