DansBarmyArmy
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Well done to @Opalfruit8 for the brilliant title!
So its been a busy week here at TCHQ. I shall do my best to recap:
We have established that TCHQ is the working of 79 amazing people that have all been bitten by Dan/8020 in some way. He still tells people all of this is down to 6-7 trolly cunts.
Prices doubled on Monday to £49 but he thought he would extend it by another day for a 'last chance bargain'.
He subsequently went AWOL with a supposed tummy bug, no doubt making any newbies think what the duck was going on when they have been greeted by Dumb and Dumber on their screens for the last few days, with no mention of nutrition, movement or mindset.
He celebrated 2 million likes, but failed to mention it was mainly down to Kazza or Sam pressing like so vigorously during the lives that you would have thought they were frigging themselves off.
We were also treated to some before and after photos of some legends this week - again he failed to mention one was out of date and the person in Q had been vocal about being back at their starting measurements
His business manager acknowledged that stroking someone's ego doesn't grow business, but happily works with the most egotistical being any of us have ever known?
Squealer resurfaced today (probably after reading here) and admits he lied as hes under a lot of stress, and his mental health is suffering. Would be believable if this hadnt already been predicted a few tines by some of own here at TCHQ. He has form for doing the same things over and over.
Dont worry though everyone, he will be fine for Sunday and and filming the advert for Sky - he would never miss an opportunity to have the attention on him would he?!
Hope that was ok, I have probably missed something!
#1 over and out
So its been a busy week here at TCHQ. I shall do my best to recap:
We have established that TCHQ is the working of 79 amazing people that have all been bitten by Dan/8020 in some way. He still tells people all of this is down to 6-7 trolly cunts.
Prices doubled on Monday to £49 but he thought he would extend it by another day for a 'last chance bargain'.
He subsequently went AWOL with a supposed tummy bug, no doubt making any newbies think what the duck was going on when they have been greeted by Dumb and Dumber on their screens for the last few days, with no mention of nutrition, movement or mindset.
He celebrated 2 million likes, but failed to mention it was mainly down to Kazza or Sam pressing like so vigorously during the lives that you would have thought they were frigging themselves off.
We were also treated to some before and after photos of some legends this week - again he failed to mention one was out of date and the person in Q had been vocal about being back at their starting measurements
His business manager acknowledged that stroking someone's ego doesn't grow business, but happily works with the most egotistical being any of us have ever known?
Squealer resurfaced today (probably after reading here) and admits he lied as hes under a lot of stress, and his mental health is suffering. Would be believable if this hadnt already been predicted a few tines by some of own here at TCHQ. He has form for doing the same things over and over.
Dont worry though everyone, he will be fine for Sunday and and filming the advert for Sky - he would never miss an opportunity to have the attention on him would he?!
Hope that was ok, I have probably missed something!
#1 over and out
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