Coronation Street #18

[Tinkerbell cat]

I’m hoping for a standoff with him and deedee where she ends up throwing him off the factory roof Stephen style.

still not over stephen pushing leo from the roof into the bin. traumatised me that

I really liked Joel and Deedee together so it is a shame that yet another soap romance has hit the shitter but I hope she batters him with a stiletto

 

[Onepotatotwopotato]

The bit in the flashback when Joel's like "come on I won't take long... Well .. *eyebrows*" absolutely creased me haha

 

[eppingforestbambi]

There’s no way she would have survived being brained like that.
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The bit in the flashback when Joel's like "come on I won't take long... Well .. *eyebrows*" absolutely creased me haha

That made me laugh too - very risqué for a soap too!

 

[Onepotatotwopotato]

Also when Lauren was saying to Joel she needed to make time for him to get ready for what he wanted to do.. butt stuff? Lol it might have been worded differently idk

 

[Leo100]

Cba with Dee dee moping about after it all comes out though, I do like her but find her whole "Mrs perfect" personality annoying

 

[Queeniebee]

I reckon Bethany will find out it's Lauren, track her down and realise she's pregnant, tell her what's happened and then Lauren will say she wants revenge, go into labour and then walk into the wedding with a baby in her arms declaring it's Joel's and how she's been in hiding because it was him who nearly killed her rather than Roy!

 

[panpan1]

How did Joel know Lauren was at the hospital as well?

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

How did Joel know Lauren was at the hospital as well?

He saw from afar someone with a large coat with their hood up walking towards the ward where Roy was. He obviously recognised her coat although when he grabbed her he did this from behind when she had her hood up so he must have been sure it was her as for all he knew he could have been grabbing someone else by mistake

 

[Ladeepfriedmarsbar]

The bit in the flashback when Joel's like "come on I won't take long... Well .. *eyebrows*" absolutely creased me haha

So tempting when someone puts it like that

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

The baby is due in 4 months so perhaps a bonfire night extravaganza

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

The baby is due in 4 months so perhaps a bonfire night extravaganza

Or maybe an early super soap week in October birth

 

[Ladeepfriedmarsbar]

Finally finished the last episode and surely, if you were Lauren, the safest thing to do would be to burst out into the middle of the hospital and go Whoo hoo I'm alive folks and therefore avoid being chased and potentially tied up and held in a garden shed somewhere (well you never know, Corrie do like to drag out a storyline these days) and then have to give birth surrounded by petrol cans and lawn mowers and then Deedee brings up your baby which Joel announces he discovered in a gutter and as he is such an upstanding member of society he felt compelled to bring it home so they could raise it as their own.

 

[LividLalji]

Sorry but I’m finding Lauren surviving her massive head trauma more believable than her wearing bleeping scamp and dude . She’s a chav she would not be wearing middle class mama wear.

 

[Queeniebee]

Sorry but I’m finding Lauren surviving her massive head trauma more believable than her wearing bleeping scamp and dude . She’s a chav she would not be wearing middle class mama wear.

Considering she fell and banged her head, he then rammed her head on the floor and then hit her a couple of times with something she's a walking miracle!

 

[L1fe0nM@rs]

Sorry but I’m finding Lauren surviving her massive head trauma more believable than her wearing bleeping scamp and dude . She’s a chav she would not be wearing middle class mama wear.

I know, and Bethany said “that’s a young persons coat” and I knew even on CCTV that it was millennial insta mum

 

[TrolleyParton]

I had the impression that when we saw Joel with the other young girl who Bethany had got in touch with, he had been pimping her out to others? But where Lauren was concerned it was more that he was just exploiting her for his own gratification? Did I pick that up wrong?

 

[Doodlebug005]

Spoiler: Tonight’s episode

It’s a goodie! Seeing how Joel groomed and manipulated Lauren. He’s such a slime ball and no wonder he’s not bothered that Dee Dee isn’t having sex with him. Didn’t see Lauren being pregnant coming though!

Thank you for posting the spoiler- haven’t been watching but this reeled me in -I watched the episode- thought it was great-
other thoughts…
what are the chances Steve or Tim are driving the cab? Lauren would hardly be that lucky-
Joel is a scumbag
That coat is horrible
How did no member of the public come forward to report a sighting- was she hiding with an enclosed order of nuns
Bloody football

 

[Onepotatotwopotato]

I had the impression that when we saw Joel with the other young girl who Bethany had got in touch with, he had been pimping her out to others? But where Lauren was concerned it was more that he was just exploiting her for his own gratification? Did I pick that up wrong?

Yeah that's a good point
So he just has a harem of teenagers he has sex with and gives money too? And on the lookout for more? Betsy, Sabrina, Bethany etc? I wonder if Nathan is still involved somehow or will be

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

Thank you for posting the spoiler- haven’t been watching but this reeled me in -I watched the episode- thought it was great-
other thoughts…
what are the chances Steve or Tim are driving the cab? Lauren would hardly be that lucky-
Joel is a scumbag
That coat is horrible
How did no member of the public come forward to report a sighting- was she hiding with an enclosed order of nuns
Bloody football

It was a black cab sadly which they don’t drive

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

I must live under a rock because I have never heard of Scamp & Dude until this thread