Coronation Street #13

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EssieBessie said:
So glad you asked this and it’s not just me! I thought I was supposed to know her given the camera kept focusing on her. I’m sure the camera man thought she was Charlotte Jordan when he zoomed in on her after the acid attack clip! 🙈
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She was loving the camera too!
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Miss.Chanandler.Bong said:
Could it have been a plus one of hers like a family member?
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I don’t think they’d let them sit front row surely!
 
Being a bit bored, I came up with some storylines for Corrie.
OK, here we go...
  • A new nasty drugdealer moves onto the street and gets Leanne, Rita and Audrey stuck on a crash course in Chemistry before running a crystal meth production lab in the back of Underworld. Residents find out and want to kill off the drug dealer, so they get Gail to marry him. He then dies at the wedding reception from choking on a vol-au-vent.

  • In a bid to skive off work, Chesney gets Roy's dog pregnant. When the litter of mutants is delivered, he claims two weeks off for each of the abominations - managing to get the next 2 years off work. Said mutants eat Gemma, Chesney and the Quads in a freak accident.

  • Carla is possessed by the Devil and eats the underworld staff in a cannibalistic blood orgy. She is exorcised by Daisy and Jenny using Newton and Ridleys new Blessed Holy Water 0% lager.

  • Stu discovers a passion for bukkake with messy results for Yasmin, Alya and anyone who orders the korma for the following 3 months.

  • Ken Barlow gives birth to a hundred baby lobsters following a dodgy kebab from Dev's takeaway. He decides to keep them all and floods the downstairs room as a makeshift aquarium. Peter necks 4 bottles of Vodka in surprise.
Corrie bosses, please send all royalty cheques to Dogtanian, Guard Captains quarters, Palace of Versailles, France.
 
Dogtanian said:
Being a bit bored, I came up with some storylines for Corrie.
OK, here we go...
  • A new nasty drugdealer moves onto the street and gets Leanne, Rita and Audrey stuck on a crash course in Chemistry before running a crystal meth production lab in the back of Underworld. Residents find out and want to kill off the drug dealer, so they get Gail to marry him. He then dies at the wedding reception from choking on a vol-au-vent.

  • In a bid to skive off work, Chesney gets Roy's dog pregnant. When the litter of mutants is delivered, he claims two weeks off for each of the abominations - managing to get the next 2 years off work. Said mutants eat Gemma, Chesney and the Quads in a freak accident.

  • Carla is possessed by the Devil and eats the underworld staff in a cannibalistic blood orgy. She is exorcised by Daisy and Jenny using Newton and Ridleys new Blessed Holy Water 0% lager.

  • Stu discovers a passion for bukkake with messy results for Yasmin, Alya and anyone who orders the korma for the following 3 months.

  • Ken Barlow gives birth to a hundred baby lobsters following a dodgy kebab from Dev's takeaway. He decides to keep them all and floods the downstairs room as a makeshift aquarium. Peter necks 4 bottles of Vodka in surprise.
Corrie bosses, please send all royalty cheques to Dogtanian, Guard Captains quarters, Palace of Versailles, France.
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Love this 😂😂
 
LadyMuck said:
I was hoping and praying Gemma was going to accept Henry's offer and run away with him. Damn.

Hasn't Ches's character become boring. Though he was never very interesting. I wish they'd bring Cilla back. Would love to see her and Bernie together!
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Would honestly love to see the back of Chesney, Gemma, Fizz. Absolute borefest and that’s along with Billy and Paul’s storyline. I refuse to watch.
 
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