Claresurey #5 Crispy Hot Dog

[TrixieMattell]

Thread 5 already guys! Thanks to @EvilJigglypuff for this belter!

Anyone wanna do a recap?

 

[Crumpet41]

Clare is a strong ( but extremely needy) twit with an unhealthy obsession for jumpers without shoulders.
Clare is unable to lip sync to songs
Clare enjoys a daily car conference
Clare has dirty indicators
Clare has her heating on 24/7
Clare fails to protect her son
Clare is a good mogel
Clare is a throwback to the early 2000’s .
Clare looks leathery when the filter slips
Clare dances to show how strong she is.

 

[blonde_ambition_]

Thanks for the new thread, I don’t know how to make them!

Let’s see what woes the weekend brings for Clare the best mummy evvvvvver

 

[TrixieMattell]

Thanks for the new thread, I don’t know how to make them!

Let’s see what woes the weekend brings for Clare the best mummy evvvvvver

First time I'd made one. Really simple tbh!

 

[Snoopylouwho]

Cleaning car but not the indicator

I went to the carwash yesterday, can't believe i didn't take the opportunity to make a TikTok

Have we discussed the "baddest alive" camo short video? Because i am actually speechless

 

[blonde_ambition_]

She’s such a dick deck

 

[Secrets12345]

Clare & Rachel could be sisters

 

[blonde_ambition_]

Clare & Rachel could be sisters

Separated at birth

 

[Secrets12345]

Separated at birth

Imagine them dancing together in a club

 

[blonde_ambition_]

Imagine them dancing together in a club

I’d pay to see that

 

[Snoopylouwho]

Clare & Rachel could be sisters

I am still waiting for someone to start a thread on Rachel

Our Clares tan tash on this is bad but the real star of the show is her left eyebrow...... that positioning is something else

 

[Secrets12345]

I am still waiting for someone to start a thread on Rachel

Our Clares tan tash on this is bad but the real star of the show is her left eyebrow...... that positioning is something else

Yes defo. Rachel is well deserved of her own thread

 

[Icedcoffee1]

Yes defo. Rachel is well deserved of her own thread

Rachel is boring though. It's exactly the same dance every video
Although the outfits are questionable

 

[Secrets12345]

Rachel is boring though. It's exactly the same dance every video
Although the outfits are questionable

true, she doesn't say anything just does the same dance ..lol

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

New thread time for Clare already… she just inspires us so much

 

[Snoopylouwho]

What the duck is she babbling on about now? The story absolutely makes no sense whatsoever

The only things i took from it are:-

1) She is still going on about her relationship with Robbie
2) Her ego is as massive as ever

There are just some things that you don't say out loud cos you look like a massive cocky bleep.

 

[lorballs]

My guys I lost yas lol… swear she needs to move on from her broken heart and them big bird ankle warmers lol

 

[blonde_ambition_]

Tonight’s videos reek of desperation…. Clare you give me the ick

 

[WeeNutter]

I can’t with those hairy leg warmers! At this point she’s got to be trolling us

 

[gimm3more]

Taking my seat