claire85mylife #19 On a sugar boom, squirty cream in the bedroom, Tate & Lyle won’t sponsor her smile

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First of all Seasons Greetings to EVERYONE care of Claire's Christmas Tree nose
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Winning thread title from
@lyndseyross115

Recap Care of everyone
So ................
They have a sugar issue .. Too much of it?
Still feeding the kids processed crap while the adults have fresh food
No veggies, salad or fruit ever shown
Eating fresh while the kids eat yellow label
A whole stuffed garlic bread each is her speciality
Uses food banks but also has holidays and shopping hauls and luxury days out
Emergency life saving surgery forgotten going by what she's eating daily
Never going on TikTok again
Ooops shes back on TikTok
Never having her kids on Social Media ever again
Ooops kids are on Social Media Again
Going through friends faster than going through a packet of Maltesers
Her only one friend Flo-Rida is coming to visit in January
Having charity money paid direct into her own bank account
Duetting and following big accounts for clout

Some quotes from the previous thread
She’s the biggest narcissist patronising vilest person on tiktok oh and instagram in a nutshell
She’s like the sugar queen with how much sugar she consumes
Won’t buy food with red nutritional information. But will give her kids a full on sugar overload every night with a hot chocolate.
She really think she’s something she’s not she’s so cocky and rude
She is totally obsessed with food
No wonder her kids prefer ready meals, I’d rather eat duck all than the tit she serves up
She's turning into Karina sitting on the crapper. Why is everything an issue with this woman you can see why she can't keep a friend.
The strict issue is hiding chocolate from the kids probably in that cupboard with the lock on.
She just uses people and drops them when they’re no use to her or don’t do as she says
Her teeth will fall out her gum so bad
God she sure loves herself another silly face tik tok lol aimed for kids Andy is a sleeze following all women
 
First of all Seasons Greetings to EVERYONE care of Claire's Christmas Tree nose
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Winning thread title from
@lyndseyross115

Recap Care of everyone
So ................
They have a sugar issue .. Too much of it?
Still feeding the kids processed crap while the adults have fresh food
No veggies, salad or fruit ever shown
Eating fresh while the kids eat yellow label
A whole stuffed garlic bread each is her speciality
Uses food banks but also has holidays and shopping hauls and luxury days out
Emergency life saving surgery forgotten going by what she's eating daily
Never going on TikTok again
Ooops shes back on TikTok
Never having her kids on Social Media ever again
Ooops kids are on Social Media Again
Going through friends faster than going through a packet of Maltesers
Her only one friend Flo-Rida is coming to visit in January
Having charity money paid direct into her own bank account
Duetting and following big accounts for clout

Some quotes from the previous thread
She’s the biggest narcissist patronising vilest person on tiktok oh and instagram in a nutshell
She’s like the sugar queen with how much sugar she consumes
Won’t buy food with red nutritional information. But will give her kids a full on sugar overload every night with a hot chocolate.
She really think she’s something she’s not she’s so cocky and rude
She is totally obsessed with food
No wonder her kids prefer ready meals, I’d rather eat duck all than the tit she serves up
She's turning into Karina sitting on the crapper. Why is everything an issue with this woman you can see why she can't keep a friend.
The strict issue is hiding chocolate from the kids probably in that cupboard with the lock on.
She just uses people and drops them when they’re no use to her or don’t do as she says
Her teeth will fall out her gum so bad
God she sure loves herself another silly face tik tok lol aimed for kids Andy is a sleeze following all women

Brilliant title and recap 😂 The Christmas tree nose is iconic 🎄
 
First of all Seasons Greetings to EVERYONE care of Claire's Christmas Tree nose
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Winning thread title from
@lyndseyross115

Recap Care of everyone
So ................
They have a sugar issue .. Too much of it?
Still feeding the kids processed crap while the adults have fresh food
No veggies, salad or fruit ever shown
Eating fresh while the kids eat yellow label
A whole stuffed garlic bread each is her speciality
Uses food banks but also has holidays and shopping hauls and luxury days out
Emergency life saving surgery forgotten going by what she's eating daily
Never going on TikTok again
Ooops shes back on TikTok
Never having her kids on Social Media ever again
Ooops kids are on Social Media Again
Going through friends faster than going through a packet of Maltesers
Her only one friend Flo-Rida is coming to visit in January
Having charity money paid direct into her own bank account
Duetting and following big accounts for clout

Some quotes from the previous thread
She’s the biggest narcissist patronising vilest person on tiktok oh and instagram in a nutshell
She’s like the sugar queen with how much sugar she consumes
Won’t buy food with red nutritional information. But will give her kids a full on sugar overload every night with a hot chocolate.
She really think she’s something she’s not she’s so cocky and rude
She is totally obsessed with food
No wonder her kids prefer ready meals, I’d rather eat duck all than the tit she serves up
She's turning into Karina sitting on the crapper. Why is everything an issue with this woman you can see why she can't keep a friend.
The strict issue is hiding chocolate from the kids probably in that cupboard with the lock on.
She just uses people and drops them when they’re no use to her or don’t do as she says
Her teeth will fall out her gum so bad
God she sure loves herself another silly face tik tok lol aimed for kids Andy is a sleeze following all women
Fabulous recap once again @mumz
Thank you!
Another thread for scarebeg! Merry Christmas tattlers 😘
Thankyou @mumz & Merry Chrimbo Everyone 🎅🏼
 
My personal favourite is the sheer amount of effort that went into this elf masterpiece. She really pushed the boat out with this one.

World's shittest elves.

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The elves literally cos a couple of quid. I don’t know why she has the wish version
I have about 8 of them I can’t find them each year so get a new one the I find the old one a few days later

Our elves have much more fun
 

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The elves literally cos a couple of quid. I don’t know why she has the wish version
I have about 8 of them I can’t find them each year so get a new one the I find the old one a few days later

Our elves have much more fun

I'm quite happy staying up a little later and putting more magic (and chaos) into our elf adventures. The smiles and memories are worth it. It's not like she doesn't have the time to make them a little more fun.
 
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