Chloe Lauren #4 G wagon, preloved Chanel, she still looks as tacky as hell

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Thread title by @Choco88 it was the only one but very fitting 🎉

A few of the more recent events I remember from previous thread plz add anything I’ve missed!

Welcomed her fourth and final (?) baby a little boy who she named Cruise Cruz Holland 🛳🇳🇱

But not before she shamed V births to explain why she opted for C section saying she didn’t want everything to be ‘ruined’ down there

Took the giwls out of school multiple times to go on holiday, got caught out by the school lying then complained about the fines

Took her practically newborn baby on a flight to Jersey to have her face injected with more filler and came back looking like a 50 pence piece

Downsized her convenient mum car to her dreeeaaaaam car a G WAGON that just about has enough seats for her and the 4 kids so no family outings together with Benn but it’s perfect for photo ops to show off her bland outfits

Finally got her Chanel bag via a pre loved seller which made its debut on a hen trip to Paris swinging around the carousel in a dress a size too small and sagging tights

Still a brag still boring still basic
 
Thread title by @Choco88 it was the only one but very fitting 🎉

A few of the more recent events I remember from previous thread plz add anything I’ve missed!

Welcomed her fourth and final (?) baby a little boy who she named Cruise Cruz Holland 🛳🇳🇱

But not before she shamed V births to explain why she opted for C section saying she didn’t want everything to be ‘ruined’ down there

Took the giwls out of school multiple times to go on holiday, got caught out by the school lying then complained about the fines

Took her practically newborn baby on a flight to Jersey to have her face injected with more filler and came back looking like a 50 pence piece

Downsized her convenient mum car to her dreeeaaaaam car a G WAGON that just about has enough seats for her and the 4 kids so no family outings together with Benn but it’s perfect for photo ops to show off her bland outfits

Finally got her Chanel bag via a pre loved seller which made its debut on a hen trip to Paris swinging around the carousel in a dress a size too small and sagging tights

Still a brag still boring still basic
Hahaha brilliant round up! I love it!
 
Thread title by @Choco88 it was the only one but very fitting 🎉

A few of the more recent events I remember from previous thread plz add anything I’ve missed!

Welcomed her fourth and final (?) baby a little boy who she named Cruise Cruz Holland 🛳🇳🇱

But not before she shamed V births to explain why she opted for C section saying she didn’t want everything to be ‘ruined’ down there

Took the giwls out of school multiple times to go on holiday, got caught out by the school lying then complained about the fines

Took her practically newborn baby on a flight to Jersey to have her face injected with more filler and came back looking like a 50 pence piece

Downsized her convenient mum car to her dreeeaaaaam car a G WAGON that just about has enough seats for her and the 4 kids so no family outings together with Benn but it’s perfect for photo ops to show off her bland outfits

Finally got her Chanel bag via a pre loved seller which made its debut on a hen trip to Paris swinging around the carousel in a dress a size too small and sagging tights

Still a brag still boring still basic
A face like a 50p piece, love it! 🤣🤣. As muxh as I love her moaning about the House looking a tip when she got back, does she think we're
Thread title by @Choco88 it was the only one but very fitting 🎉

A few of the more recent events I remember from previous thread plz add anything I’ve missed!

Welcomed her fourth and final (?) baby a little boy who she named Cruise Cruz Holland 🛳🇳🇱

But not before she shamed V births to explain why she opted for C section saying she didn’t want everything to be ‘ruined’ down there

Took the giwls out of school multiple times to go on holiday, got caught out by the school lying then complained about the fines

Took her practically newborn baby on a flight to Jersey to have her face injected with more filler and came back looking like a 50 pence piece

Downsized her convenient mum car to her dreeeaaaaam car a G WAGON that just about has enough seats for her and the 4 kids so no family outings together with Benn but it’s perfect for photo ops to show off her bland outfits

Finally got her Chanel bag via a pre loved seller which made its debut on a hen trip to Paris swinging around the carousel in a dress a size too small and sagging tights

Still a brag still boring still basic
Face looking like a 50p piece, I just love it, not as much as those Amazon thich as duck tights though! 🤣.. And that moaning about the House looking a tip ooooh what a good job you're back hey Chlo, pleaaaase, duck off we all know the Cleaner you have will do it why you take that poor boy to your next Pamper session .
 
Is she now at a clinic near Harrods? When will this woman stop. I get 🚢 🇳🇱 is her 4th baby but would it hurt her to do something for him? Doesn’t need to be baby classes but something that’s not dragging him to various clinics so she can get her face injected or random beauty therapies?
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Actually realised it was last week but I still stand by my point, another clinic, another day trying to improve her face when she’s just making it worse.

Is she now at a clinic near Harrods? When will this woman stop. I get 🚢 🇳🇱 is her 4th baby but would it hurt her to do something for him? Doesn’t need to be baby classes but something that’s not dragging him to various clinics so she can get her face injected or random beauty therapies?
 
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Imagine sitting chatting tit to some random followers about some second hand bag whilst your baby son is plonked in front of the TV watching dancing fruit!

And she is off to Jersey, again tomorrow! So Jersey 4 weeks ago, hair appointments, nail appointments, skin care appointments, Paris for the Weekend, the event she went to the other day and now Jersey again tomorrow! When does she ever see her kids and husband?! When does Benn ever see her or the kids when he is always working!

Also love the comment on her post about her Dream Board 😂
The comment saying she "works hard" I'm sorry she doesn't bleeping work, at all!
 

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So many of her ‘fans’ left embarrassingly arse licking comments on her post but she’s just ignored them all and only responded to comments from those with blue ticks.

Chloe, I know you read here, so shame on you! You wouldn’t be able to afford Chanel bags, Hermes sandals and bleeping G wagons if you didn’t have your ‘peasants’ following you and hanging on your every word. And then they post comments blowing smoke up your arse and you ignore them! So, so rude!
 
“Hey, I’m Chloe Lauren, and for my family of six - twin girls, our daughter, and baby boy - travel is more than just a hobby. It’s our way of life!”

bleeping ell calm down hun, you only go on a few standard holidays a year you’re hardly travelling round the world nomad style
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People like her will find any way to get their followers to find their lifestyle
Loves a MLM
 
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