ChelseaLeeArt #27 CLA is in the Canaries, avoiding the tax man she’s away with the fairies

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Well done to our @DellaC on the winning thread title. You win one of CLA’s scarfs!

Quick recap:
Chelsea is still in the canaries although she is meant to be going home Tuesday. Or Monday? Who knows. She certainly doesn’t. Or does she 🤔

She got Booyakered in the bedsheets then accused the guy of steeling her yoghurt pots. Sorry I mean sunglasses.

Chelsea discovered blue lipstick and as our @DellaC stated “it looks like she’s given a Smurf fellatio”

Chelsea is better than Picasso, she is bigger than our queen whilst she’s losing weight while eating THREE MEALS in one sitting. She’s our deluded pastafarian.

She has cried several times saying she wants to go to China. She wants to go to Africa and help the children, Dubai to find a husband and wants to save the camels from the “safari desert”

Causing trouble in the hotels, refusing to pay for food, smoking in the hotel room and playing loud music until the early hours.

Chelsea has resembled a lobster for the majority of her “working” holiday. Wearing several outfits that are slightly too small but she’s beautiful

She has shown us how to cartwheel, shake her bunda and how to shine like a star.

She’s drunk more apple spritz or April spritz, whatever she wants to call it than the average human can consume while an impending visit from the tax man is due any day.

Let’s not forget the coat she put up for a waffle and the trip to America to record with trippy red!

“I’ll dip you in tomato sauce you bleep” - Chelsea Lee Art, September 2023
 

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Loppylou89 said:
Well done to our @DellaC on the winning thread title. You win one of CLA’s scarfs!

Quick recap:
Chelsea is still in the canaries although she is meant to be going home Tuesday. Or Monday? Who knows. She certainly doesn’t. Or does she 🤔

She got Booyakered in the bedsheets then accused the guy of steeling her yoghurt pots. Sorry I mean sunglasses.

Chelsea discovered blue lipstick and as our @DellaC stated “it looks like she’s given a Smurf fellatio”

Chelsea is better than Picasso, she is bigger than our queen whilst she’s losing weight while eating THREE MEALS in one sitting. She’s our deluded pastafarian.

She has cried several times saying she wants to go to China. She wants to go to Africa and help the children, Dubai to find a husband and wants to save the camels from the “safari desert”

Causing trouble in the hotels, refusing to pay for food, smoking in the hotel room and playing loud music until the early hours.

Chelsea has resembled a lobster for the majority of her “working” holiday. Wearing several outfits that are slightly too small but she’s beautiful

She has shown us how to cartwheel, shake her bunda and how to shine like a star.

She’s drunk more apple spritz or April spritz, whatever she wants to call it than the average human can consume while an impending visit from the tax man is due any day.

Let’s not forget the coat she put up for a waffle and the trip to America to record with trippy red!

“I’ll dip you in tomato sauce you bleep” - Chelsea Lee Art, September 2023
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THE BEST RECAP IVE EVER SEEN 🤣🤣🤣👏🏻
 
Loppylou89 said:
Well done to our @DellaC on the winning thread title. You win one of CLA’s scarfs!

Quick recap:
Chelsea is still in the canaries although she is meant to be going home Tuesday. Or Monday? Who knows. She certainly doesn’t. Or does she 🤔

She got Booyakered in the bedsheets then accused the guy of steeling her yoghurt pots. Sorry I mean sunglasses.

Chelsea discovered blue lipstick and as our @DellaC stated “it looks like she’s given a Smurf fellatio”

Chelsea is better than Picasso, she is bigger than our queen whilst she’s losing weight while eating THREE MEALS in one sitting. She’s our deluded pastafarian.

She has cried several times saying she wants to go to China. She wants to go to Africa and help the children, Dubai to find a husband and wants to save the camels from the “safari desert”

Causing trouble in the hotels, refusing to pay for food, smoking in the hotel room and playing loud music until the early hours.

Chelsea has resembled a lobster for the majority of her “working” holiday. Wearing several outfits that are slightly too small but she’s beautiful

She has shown us how to cartwheel, shake her bunda and how to shine like a star.

She’s drunk more apple spritz or April spritz, whatever she wants to call it than the average human can consume while an impending visit from the tax man is due any day.

Let’s not forget the coat she put up for a waffle and the trip to America to record with trippy red!

“I’ll dip you in tomato sauce you bleep” - Chelsea Lee Art, September 2023
Click to expand...
Bravo fantastic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
What makes me chuckle is her thinking she wont pay for any items shes billed to her hotel room when she leaves. Ive worked in hotels for years and we hold your card against your room for this exact reason. So when she checks out and if they find damage/evidence of smoking they will charge the card on file without warning. My place charges start from £250 for smoking/damage charges as the have to take the room out of service and repair it. We once charged a guest £500 last Christmas as he got so drunk at his works xmas do, threw up behind the bed and headboard, down the sofa, all on the sheets and hid them under the bed, checked out and never said anything. The smell was horrid and it was red wine sick so everything was ruined, walls and carpet stained. Everything had to be thrown away

Even if she thinks shes being big and cocky by saying im not paying for my champagne as it was too bubbly when she checks out. Reception/management will charge her card. They may wait till shes left but as she clearly doesnt look at her statements, i dont think she will take any notice
 
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