Charlotte Dawson #52 That ain't no baby, it's just chips & graveh!

[CrazyBaldhead]

A huge congratulations to our @choccychops !! We've had this thread title before when she was pregnant with Jude but it's still very appropriate!

Previous Poll results.

We now have our very own Sex Pest Pob Was Last Seen Countdown!

What a bleeping shitshow. Get your popcorn in and fill those cupboards up!!

A full recap can be found in Wiki 24/25/26.

There's far too much that's happened! It's all up-to-date now.

A huge thank you to @TrACE22 for listening to the awful, disgusting Podcasts and recapping them. You are a star!

Carry on Belters!

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Charlotte Dawson #51 Drinking whilst pregnant - what a mess, and Matt apologises to cardboard Les!

A huge congratulations to @jazzy22. for our great new thread title! 😘 After Pob sending dick pics to a woman called "Emily", who still remains anonymous after apparently selling her story, Chazza has announced that she is pregnant! There are so many contradictions to these stories that the...

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[Retro80s]

How my days in preschool does Noah do, does anyone know?

 

[Fat-tits]

Does that big duck off fake watch on her wrist also not tell her the time? What a lying, lazy piece of tit she is

 

[Wills315]

She does that thing young kids do, when she says a joke and someone laughs so she keeps repeating it She probably fell asleep and forgot to set an alarm more like, or was pissing about with old trace or one of her mates and forgot.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Wiki Ref: 10/09/24

The Lytham Strangler strikes again, this time it's on Chazza, but all she does is laugh and joke about it. Tell him NO for once before he seriously injures Jude or another child. That child needs a routine and discipline urgently.

She's off to the NTAs tomorrow (God only knows why) whilst Sex Pest Pob babysits the kids. At least he can get to his hidden other phone whilst she's away! Chazza's obviously been reading here again as she refers to her belly as 'chips & graveh' and has said she's going to get Barry & Bill the Bunions sorted out next year!

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How my days in preschool does Noah do, does anyone know?

He used to have Thursdays off. Probably full-time now.

 

[OldBlondie]

Yep, deffo still a big fat gut/gunt, nowhere near a baby bump yet!!! She’s going to be unbelievably huge this time round, and find it 20 times harder to lose the weight after, sucks to be her, hey ho!

 

[ilovepizza21]

I still can't get over she admitted forgetting Noah that poor boy. I work nights and even I was never ever late collecting my kids when they was in nursery. I could never forgive myself Hope social Services listen to her awful podcast.

 

[Don'tlookEthel]

The only reason i can think of why she'd lie about having nothing to read the time on is that she was pissed, if, for instance, she'd fallen asleep as she was knackered being up all night with Jude she'd say so, to make such a ridiculous lie suggests something even *she* knows is out of order!

 

[our trace]

Does that big duck off fake watch on her wrist also not tell her the time? What a lying, lazy piece of tit she is

Good point,she had that fake hideous watch,she’s such a liar

 

[JazzFan]

Maybe she can’t tell the time

 

[our trace]

The only reason i can think of why she'd lie about having nothing to read the time on is that she was pissed, if, for instance, she'd fallen asleep as she was knackered being up all night with Jude she'd say so, to make such a ridiculous lie suggests something even *she* knows is out of order!

Good point,bet she was drinking booze during the day,social services need to intervene.
She’s bloody awful that woman,people dislike her really,her followers are just dim,chazza it’s time to toddle of you boring uncouth bleep of a mother.
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Hey chazza I’m sending you one of these,don’t worry it’s free no charge,yeah your used to freebies aren’t you,but small price to pay if it keeps Noah from being forgotten about.
Stupid bloody witch.

 

[suzysuz]

Come next September, she’ll have Noah in primary school, that’s a much earlier pick up than 6pm unless she sticks him in after school…, Jude in nursery, and a 7m old baby at home - how the f is she going to manage two separate pick ups plus juggling a newborn?!
And agree - that clock story was pure bullshit!

 

[laughing]

If Jude had broken her phone, we (and the world) would have heard about it.

 

[Ashfox]

I, Ashfox would like to state I was not excited for tanning Tuesday nor the tan of the said bumpalious, and exclude myself from the group “everybody” as referred to on last nights stories.
Obviously!

Sequins, feathers, chiffon tonight, or all three? With a curleh blow of Dreams? X

 

[TrACE22]

Makes sense her starting to follow some of those couture accounts. It will be a trashy number with her leg hanging out trying to look sexhhh, clutching her chips & gravehh.

 

[Retro80s]

Wiki Ref: 10/09/24

The Lytham Strangler strikes again, this time it's on Chazza, but all she does is laugh and joke about it. Tell him NO for once before he seriously injures Jude or another child. That child needs a routine and discipline urgently.

She's off to the NTAs tomorrow (God only knows why) whilst Sex Pest Pob babysits the kids. At least he can get to his hidden other phone whilst she's away! Chazza's obviously been reading here again as she refers to her belly as 'chips & graveh' and has said she's going to get Barry & Bill the Bunions sorted out next year!

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He used to have Thursdays off. Probably full-time now.

So the poor kid is late every day (her words!), she’s a lazy bleeping cow, she has no reason at all to be late, she just thinks the world revolves around her.

 

[Frankly Mr Shankly]

Wiki Ref: 10/09/24

The Lytham Strangler strikes again, this time it's on Chazza, but all she does is laugh and joke about it. Tell him NO for once before he seriously injures Jude or another child. That child needs a routine and discipline urgently.

She's off to the NTAs tomorrow (God only knows why) whilst Sex Pest Pob babysits the kids. At least he can get to his hidden other phone whilst she's away! Chazza's obviously been reading here again as she refers to her belly as 'chips & graveh' and has said she's going to get Barry & Bill the Bunions sorted out next year!

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He used to have Thursdays off. Probably full-time now.

I couldn't listen to any of that, she's an absolute moron

 

[Lyla001]

Does that big duck off fake watch on her wrist also not tell her the time? What a lying, lazy piece of tit she is

Quite a few people said this in the comments. She just kept saying 'it's stuck on 12!!!, listen to the podcast! '. What does this woman actually fuckin do all day?

 

[Frankly Mr Shankly]

Why is that child in pre school until 6pm? ..... because they will give him his lunch and dinner, saves her bothering.
No wonder he's falling asleep in the barbers chair, poor little bugger

 

[suzysuz]

duck me some of the comments on her post , people taking pride in forgetting their kids, as bad as her and her bullshit clock story…
She thinks it funny but they’ll have been trying to reach her, trying to reach her next contacts as nursery will have a back up contact, and next stop is police/social services - two adults will have had to stay at nursery re safeguarding so that’s two people she’s delayed (but obv doesn’t give a duck about them, they will have been fuming no matter what she makes out…)
School will be even stricter and not give a duck who she thinks she is…