Charlotte Crosby #5 Face like ham, shilling her baby on the gram

[Lurkerlurker2019]

Well done @ivegotcontrol for the winning thread title! Can anyone do a recap?

 

[Rach88]

I'll try do a recap Charlotte finally gave birth after what seemed like a very long pregnancy (side note ofc I'm glad the baby arrived safely) but is using the poor bairn as content and for money by having a subscription site still looks like shes gone to far on the surgery was banging on about having closure from gary even tho gary is married with 2 kids and now Charlotte has one with her boyfriend cant really think of anything else

 

[ivegotcontrol]

Alba is such a Spanish name, loling at the aubergine comments

 

[PumpkinxQueen]

Can you imagine it in her accent too though??? Heavily Geordie AHHHHHHLBAHHHHHHH

 

[Piff paff puff]

Can you imagine it in her accent too though??? Heavily Geordie AHHHHHHLBAHHHHHHH

There'll be spit everywhere with her unable to control those dinghy lips

 

[Lovely_rita]

I like Alba Jean, but now I cannot unhear 'aubergine'

At least she doesn't have a silly name like Marnie's poor boys.

 

[ivegotcontrol]

I have called my child “white ankers”

 

[Deb788]

I hate the name ! Sounds like one of those hifi units in the 80s with a tape dec ect. Used to tape Top of the Pops on one of those bad boys .

 

[paddington123]

I’m confused why isn’t Charlotte enjoying her new born she’s spent more time on instagram and away than she has with the baby

I hate the name ! Sounds like one of those hifi units in the 80s with a tape dec ect. Used to tape Top of the Pops on one of those bad boys .

this is what I thought all these influencers pick the stupidest names

I like Alba Jean, but now I cannot unhear 'aubergine'

At least she doesn't have a silly name like Marnie's poor boys.

Marnie definitely wins most stupidest names on instagram

 

[lozza96]

Proverly becasue the baby will literally be asleep all the time plus i bet most of then ads will be prerecorded anyways

 

[PumpkinxQueen]

Proverly becasue the baby will literally be asleep all the time plus i bet most of then ads will be prerecorded anyways

Do you have kids? It’s an absolute myth that new babies just sleep allllll the time. It’s more likely that she has a night nurse & daytime help

 

[lozza96]

I dont no but my best friend has recently had a baby and maybe shes just lucky but hes been sleeping a lot but yeah maybe shes got help

 

[msPrimrose]

I dont no but my best friend has recently had a baby and maybe shes just lucky but hes been sleeping a lot but yeah maybe shes got help

She has Jake there,she definitely cannot afford “paid” help

 

[PumpkinxQueen]

Her lips honestly just look painful.
I have nothing against fillers etc, just don’t go overboard like that??? It’s still possible to look entirely natural. When I had lip fillers some years ago, they ended up swelling to the size Charlotte’s are (and went down, lol) but that shine etc is just a massive sign of having been overfilled and it just looks horrific. She wasn’t even ugly?? like 2-3ml of lip filler would have been enough for her but it’s almost as if she has 5ml PER lip.

 

[Heartcurrent]

First thing I Thought was Aubergine aswell, especially in her accent surely she can hear it too.

 

[msPrimrose]

Now she’s advertising her PepperGirl Club crappy clothes for babies dear God! She can’t flog the stuff she already has!

 

[Piff paff puff]

Alba ankers? Cockney rhyming slang for wankers? Is that her fellas surname?

 

[CocoLoco2]

Do you have kids? It’s an absolute myth that new babies just sleep allllll the time. It’s more likely that she has a night nurse & daytime help

I mean they sleep most of the time. I miss that stage

 

[Tofino]

They do sleep all the time. But only if you’re holding them. That’s why as a newborn my son got 20hrs sleep a day and I got none (solo parent so couldn’t even take turns!)

 

[gossip29]

773 freaks. Just proper creeps me out people are paying to see a baby that probably looks like every other baby