Celebrity MasterChef

I liked Joe Swash when he was in eastenders but as with alot of the ex eastenders stars, they leave and think they are gonna be amazing and the next big thing - and 9/10 they dont!
Hes so annoying using other peoples mishaps to make him feel his place is safe - "Oh he messed his dish up so we're all ok this round" sort of rubbish!
I love Dion though, he seems such a nice bloke and like hes really trying bless him. Him and Su are my favourites this series, alot of the others are abit other the top and too full of themselves (Rita grated on me in her rounds)
Totally agree with you regarding the mishaps he is so irrutating and thinks he is funny yes Dion is great but wish Swash was out far to cocky...
 
I think Joe may be the most annoying person I’ve ever seen. I had to mute him at one point. Is he a reality tv “personality” now or does he still do acting? If the former, it would explain all the playing to camera (treating Masterchef as an audition basically). I’m dreading him and Su vying for camera time when they meet up.
I liked Dion though. He seems like a nice guy and his food looked great.
Katie was an absolute sight. What on earth has she done to herself? It’s difficult to see whether any of the original Katie is left under all those implants, fillers, veneers, the manky wig, etc.
Johannes from Strictly next week, I believe. I forget who else.
 
I think Joe may be the most annoying person I’ve ever seen. I had to mute him at one point. Is he a reality tv “personality” now or does he still do acting?
I don't think he acts any more. He seems to do the rounds of Celebrity versions of programmes eg Celebrity Tipping Point, The Chase etc etc. His grinning inane odd coloured mug always turns up on those things.
I can't bear Ant and Dec but I used to find it highly entertaining that on the aftershow of I'm A Celeb Ant could not be bothered to hide his disdain for Swash. Rolling his eyes and saying things like 'why are you even here?' to which the idiot Swash rolled about laughing pleased for any attention.
It is so galling he and his daft girlfriend are probably multimillionaires.
 
I think Joe may be the most annoying person I’ve ever seen. I had to mute him at one point. Is he a reality tv “personality” now or does he still do acting? If the former, it would explain all the playing to camera (treating Masterchef as an audition basically). I’m dreading him and Su vying for camera time when they meet up.
I liked Dion though. He seems like a nice guy and his food looked great.
Katie was an absolute sight. What on earth has she done to herself? It’s difficult to see whether any of the original Katie is left under all those implants, fillers, veneers, the manky wig, etc.
Johannes from Strictly next week, I believe. I forget who else.
Spot on so true all of it...
 
I don't think he acts any more. He seems to do the rounds of Celebrity versions of programmes eg Celebrity Tipping Point, The Chase etc etc. His grinning inane odd coloured mug always turns up on those things.
I can't bear Ant and Dec but I used to find it highly entertaining that on the aftershow of I'm A Celeb Ant could not be bothered to hide his disdain for Swash. Rolling his eyes and saying things like 'why are you even here?' to which the idiot Swash rolled about laughing pleased for any attention.
It is so galling he and his daft girlfriend are probably multimillionaires.
Yes totally agree with that thinks he is funny I could scream at his mouth when he grins that grin and yes I read they are millionaires ...
 
Joe Swash was thoroughly unlikeable, Katie Price is the perfect advert for why you shouldn't have oodles of plastic surgery....I thought she did well with the cooking but couldn't stop looking at her teeth!

She ruined her face all the surgery’s makes her face look so hard. I’m not her biggest fan but I didn’t find her irritating at all compared to the loud irritating Swash idiot.
 
I feel like this happens every year and it’s totally down to the revolving cast lists of these ‘celeb’ reality shows, but I could swear they are re-using contestants and deleting them from the history 😂 I would swear until I was blue in the face that I have seen Michelle Collins on Masterchef before.
 
That Kem is quite sweet and he does well to keep trying but honestly how can you make it as far in life as he has without knowing what a ladle is?! He’s clueless like he’s not been exposed to the world at all.

As with most celebs now, I don’t recognise him - but he gave me the impression that he is trying to come across as dim.
In a “Joey Essex” sort of way.
 
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