Caroline Hirons #31 Needled by Ozempic!

[50sGirl]

Congratulations to @Also_smoke_and_mirrors for the thread title.
I was so tempted to put the new thread under the Influencers section instead of Gurus but I behaved!

Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-30-needled-by-trinny.42741/

First new thread of 2024, so I thought I’d compile a list of all the thread titles we’ve had…

#1-4 no titles

#5 Conspiracy? No Hun have a bookmark!

#6 It must be wonderful to know everything

#7 Complete kitshow

#8 Despite what the T&Cs say, the kits have ended up on EBay

#9 No. I did like her in the past, now I think she’s an oaf

#10 Hyram for Boomers, shilling products to rabid consumers

#11 Is it the X Factor circa 2005 or a skincare group?

#12 The lousiest QVC I’ve ever seen

#13 Tell us the truth, you live in the house that belonged to Ruth

#14 Hall of mediocre but buy it anyway

#15 L Ron Hirons A Cult of Kits

#16 Gangster Gran’s wallet expansion, laughing in her £2 mil mansion

#17 High on the smell of her farts, jealous of Trinny’s stuff in our carts

#18 Hirons with her hamster cheeks, hides the fact she hates the Freaks!

#19 It’s literally a load of old flannel

#20 Maybe Creighton’s can give her some tips to shift her kits!

#21 Karenline Hirons

#22 Shiller Kween - the Del Boy of Skin Care. No money back, no guarantee

#23 Scamaline Hirons

#24 Reti-nope

#25 Skincare IS Merch, ask two homes Hirons

#26 An “industry first” with major Trump vibes!

#27 Kim Jong Hirons, too hectorial for my taste

#28 Four chambers? More like four parasites to her bank account!

#29 Not an influencer? What a load of (overpriced) flannel!

#30 Needled by Trinny

 

[Also_smoke_and_mirrors]

Thank you. And I would have loved to see this under influencers! Imagine how furious she'd be

 

[Rowling]

To kick off a new thread , here’s a snap shot of the promo for the next kit

 

[foxwarren]

There she is wallowing in her merch which, as we all know, is not skincare. The amount of tat that woman has sold is astonishing.

 

[Artheusa]

More landfill for the global south yay!

 

[foxwarren]

More landfill for the global south yay!

People using them as packing cubes makes me immediately think of Viz Top Tips.

 

[50sGirl]

Quoting from previous thread…

"I'm not extortionate, you're just poor!"

You should put this forward as a thread title suggestion!

 

[Filouette]

To kick off a new thread , here’s a snap shot of the promo for the next kit

That's more than enough filler for multiple faces.

 

[50sGirl]

There she is wallowing in her merch which, as we all know, is not skincare. The amount of tat that woman has sold is astonishing.

I actually find it quite vulgar - she may as well have been lying in a bed of cash because those bags represent how much money she’s had from the Freaks.

 

[bottlewrapper]

I actually find it quite vulgar - she may as well have been lying in a bed of cash because those bags represent how much money she’s had from the Freaks.

The most liked comment on that amateurish promo is from a freak who proudly says she owns all the kits. Sucker.

 

[Rowling]

She’ll be dreaming of even more of the freaks cash she’ll have to use for the Georgian mansion that the freaks have no clue of.

 

[yessenia_d]

Quoting from previous thread…



You should put this forward as a thread title suggestion!

OK, here goes, here's my best effort for the next thread title...

Query the price, she'll show you the door: "it's not expensive, you're just poor!".

 

[annabannaboo]

On the previous thread I implied that the 'oil' Madame hirons sells was simply 'oil'. I would like to apologise for that. Obviously it is the oil of the gods produced by angels from a higher world and not just some old stuff she found in her shed.

 

[foxwarren]

On the previous thread I implied that the 'oil' Madame hirons sells was simply 'oil'. I would like to apologise for that. Obviously it is the oil of the gods produced by angels from a higher world and not just some old stuff she found in her shed.

Freshly squeezed from her sons hair and beards.

 

[PineappleQueen19]

Knowing Caroline, she’ll consider Andrew as stepping on her toes with this endeavour

 

[foxwarren]

God rest the days when sample sizes were free and not sold to line instahuns pockets

 

[Madamex]

Another kit! Bloody hell

 

[marthaedwards11]

Kit number 26?! If I recall correctly, she only started selling them in 2020…

 

[50sGirl]

Oo quelle surprise! Nellie is posting on the Freaks Facebook page. Anyone would think she has a kit coming out next week. Oh wait…

 

[skincaresceptic]

Oo quelle surprise! Nellie is posting on the Freaks Facebook page. Anyone would think she has a kit coming out next week. Oh wait…

So, on Insta the freaks are all trying to guess the products as per. Talking about Dr Idriss - surely she won’t be promoting her, a qualified Derm range will beat hers hands down surely? Why would she sell that? Mind you Idriss is evolving in to Hirons pretty rapidly with her stupid Tik Tok posts. And she doesn’t ship internationally