Caroline Hirons #25 Skincare is merch, ask two homes Hirons

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New thread time. Title from @50sGirl referencing Hirons having bought Ruth Crilly's Georgian house probably with the profits from flogging short dated skincare and luminous bought-from alibaba bags to her devotees ('freaks') AND a phrase she's hilariously trademarked probably for merch.

Please continue with any other updates the last thread lasted for a while!

The last thread https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-24-reti-nope.35089/
 
50sGirl said:
She was definitely more controlled in this video than she is on Instagram. She was a much toned down version of her usual self, I saw shades of the “old” Caroline in there before she became Nellie/Oaf/Gangsta.
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I agree, but you know what's really interesting?
There is a very similar empties video on her instagram where she went through the same products. It was filmed separately because her outfit is different, and she replied in a comment to say she filmed the IG empties first.
In that IG empties, she's still the same shouty oaf she is!
I don't know why she seems "better" on youtube. Maybe she has a youtube persona and an IG one.
And I wonder why she's suddenly posting on youtube after disappearing for 2-3 years on that platform...
 
FrankieBelle said:
Why can't she go through one video without mentioning either having birthed 4 kids or in this particularly charming instance, 'pushing a 10 pound head through your fanny'.... always makes it sound so gross.
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Guess what her next release is? The Maternity Box! What’s the betting she says it’s suitable for all, not just those who are pregnant or have just given birth? 🙄
New mum, don't think you can afford it? Worry not, the empty box will double up as a cot for your newborn! 😜😆
 
Did anyone see that post from the woman who shared her good results with a neck cream? Well oaf in chief came along to put her back in her box
 

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SqualorVictoria said:
Did anyone see that post from the woman who shared her good results with a neck cream? Well oaf in chief came along to put her back in her box
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I hate to defend her but on this occasion she’s right. No need to burst the bubble though!

50sGirl said:
Guess what her next release is? The Maternity Box! What’s the betting she says it’s suitable for all, not just those who are pregnant or have just given birth? 🙄
New mum, don't think you can afford it? Worry not, the empty box will double up as a cot for your newborn! 😜😆
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Very odd choice of name for the box. Niche market. The freaks will be saying “almost worth getting pregnant” - keep your eyes peeled
 
The freak had pointed out in her post that she was aware any moisturizer might have had the same effect. And she never said anything about 'turning back the clock'. Let's face it, the same can be said for all the thousands of things Hirons has shilled over the years- none can turn back the clock
 
MakkaPakka said:
Hirons would be all over neck cream if a brand paid her to sing its praise.
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This absolutely! If it's of no monetary value to her, why not wade in and diss it on a Freaks post?

If she did this regularly with all the tit the Freaks post, I wouldn't mind so much, but this sounds like she's being snarky and in a mood. Which I can imaging might be regularly....
 
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