Recap:
Claire is leaving again. This time for good.
Apparently someone emailed school but took 2 weeks to tell Scare bear. They then did tell her when she was on a break away but she didn’t return home because she needed to clear her head.
She has privatised everything and everyone including unfollowing Mrs K on insta… the same day Mrs K made a cryptic post about someone being sorry for what they had done and being caught and in court!
The hoodies are still going good… nobody’s bought one yet so clearly haven’t washed them either
The diet is going well. She’s down to 3 million calories a day though now she has made everything private it’s a wonder if we will see those manky toes on a Saturday now - how will we cope?
We are still waiting for the first crime number but don’t worry the police have investigated everything at lightening speed. She came on to Tattle and gave the police everything they needed to know… so Andy put his bat down
Such a dramatic tantrum after being outed on the battle competition
Still playing wife swap with the Manky’s