mumz
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Winning title from @IR0201
Claire, such a lying beg
Sleeps in dirty bedding
Wears the same clothes for days and days
Overfeeds the whole family on pasta, crisps and sweets and it shows
Makes a mockery of SH and MH
Loves a coffee filter but it has an Oompa Loompa effect
Teeth whitener filter exposes her gum disease
Thinks she's a gourmet chef but she's not even greasy spoon worthy
Exposed bedroom secrets in Mr & Mrs
Agrees with Mankey about the "Americans" but has one in her grasp who bank rolls her
Just constantly eats on screen and now we need widescreen phones
Needs regular breaks form her own kids
Plans holidays without them
School holidays means stay at home while she begs in the latest competition
Loves to repeat songs over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
Has adopted the same morals as the Mankey's and allows kids to gift her
After begging in competitions we see the receipts in the hauls & meals out
All paid for by her "Rich American" the mods, the kids and the vulnerable
All of a sudden her kids seat belt exemption has expired
Andy is still the emancipated baseball bat swinging little man in the background
Claire, such a lying beg
Sleeps in dirty bedding
Wears the same clothes for days and days
Overfeeds the whole family on pasta, crisps and sweets and it shows
Makes a mockery of SH and MH
Loves a coffee filter but it has an Oompa Loompa effect
Teeth whitener filter exposes her gum disease
Thinks she's a gourmet chef but she's not even greasy spoon worthy
Exposed bedroom secrets in Mr & Mrs
Agrees with Mankey about the "Americans" but has one in her grasp who bank rolls her
Just constantly eats on screen and now we need widescreen phones
Needs regular breaks form her own kids
Plans holidays without them
School holidays means stay at home while she begs in the latest competition
Loves to repeat songs over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
Has adopted the same morals as the Mankey's and allows kids to gift her
After begging in competitions we see the receipts in the hauls & meals out
All paid for by her "Rich American" the mods, the kids and the vulnerable
All of a sudden her kids seat belt exemption has expired
Andy is still the emancipated baseball bat swinging little man in the background
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