Disney Day 3 -
Why is she being all manic about the TV?
The shower, she's potentially actually had one but her hair looks dry and in the next clip looks horrid so I'll assume she didn't wash her hair.
Sat outside and starts crying over how grateful she is, Dad started laughing.
She's got a whole list of foods she wants to try at EPCOT shock and fucking horror, a day centered around food, this all happening while she's munching away on a Nature Valley bar... toothache who??
Also, could she not have waited literally three seconds to finish her sentence before taking a bite, she cannot help herself and it's repulsive, STOP TALKING WITH FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH YOU HOG!!!
Guardians ride, visually looks like a Space Mountain-esque coaster, Dad noticed Mooney is at the back of the group again being ignored, also when they're boarding the ride the woman in front of her moves AT SPEED as if to be like "I'm not sitting with her".
We're on the ride now, Dad says "Look at that poor unfortunate soul who's been stuck next to her..." a few clips go by and he says "Christ, that guy could be Benign's brother"
Off the ride and lots of over the top manic laughter and generally horrific shots of her mouth constantly open, Dad chimes in with "SHUT YOUR MOUTH FOR FUCK SAKE!!!" it would appear, he is also repulsed.
She's went away from the group to go back to her hotel (weirdo!) but not before shopping... okay, I literally screamed at the TV. The gift shop is not underrated Brogan!!! - It's literally directly at the end of the World Showcase, I love that shop, have gotten many things there. Once again she's talking absolute shite.
The mug is basic, the magic band isn't essential for her, the water bottle well I suppose she can fill that with alcohol and pretend it's water.
The spirit jersey, dad said "Look, straight to the end of the rail to see if they have her size"
$136 later and she's got more tat.
Leaving the park now which took and hour, back again and
STOP THE WORLD she's not very hungry guys she just wants something light... proceeds to have the heaviest looking French Onion soup you've ever fucking seen, and a martini.
The group have left her
she put a text in the group chat and is now waiting on a reply (wouldn't count on it Brogre) they've quite obviously left her deliberately much like she left them... and I'm here for it!
Eating now, she's overly salivating and I think I feel sick, she had fuck all toothache if she's troughing away at that shit.
Didn't go on Test Track (best ride in EPCOT imo, also Dad's favourite) but she went on Frozen and looked like a twat!
More shopping, this time in Norway - First she needs an intervention, second when I tell you we giggled at the coat not fitting her... she could barely reach the two sides of the zip together never mind do the thing up. Dad was exceptionally annoyed at the fact she put the hanger back on it while holding the WHITE coat on the floor, "Yep, put it on the hanger while having it all over the floor... fucking minger".
Also the skincare man she claims to have spoken to, she says it's so nice to talk to someone about their business etc, Dad claps back with "LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What you mean is it's nice to talk to someone full stop, seen as you've been booted out the group... he's the first person that's spoke to you today"
Creation store - loads of pins, pissing herself that the UK is represented through fish and chips (we're over here sat bursting our sides along with her... NOT!) the idiot fails to realise that there's an actual fish and chip "shop" in the UK pavillion but she's the expert guys... If you know, you know!!
The zip up hoodie, the confidence this cow has that it'll be too big and then it's tight on her... LOL!!!! - Dad said it doesn't even fit properly.
She's then very very proud of herself for buying the incorrectly fitting hoodie, Dad says "Watch you don't bang that massive fucking head on the way out"
Oh and I screamed at the TV when she called it "The EPCOT Ball" - It's Spaceship Earth you ignorant hog!!!!
Part time - That dress is anything but baggy honey... also I doubt she's showered.
Party looked shit, note the group all being miles away from her again and her vlogging by herself without anybody around her... Alone again, Naturally!
Desserts, the greedy pig couldn't help herself and had not one but three - we got a suitably grotesque shot of her shoving a massive chocolate ball into her mouth, complete with wide eyes and lip smacking
after that Harmonious, she says she's never seen any clips or spoilers, clearly doesn't watch her bestie Adam's videos cause he's filmed it around three times now... Good one, Mooney!
Back in the room and she's talking all kinds of shite about the Guardians ride, describing it as "a journey" which Dad found particularly funny.
She's also constantly scratching herself which is another reason I refuse to believe she showered... grubby cow!
Anyway that was by far the most challenging one to get through so far, painfully so... see you all on Monday for the next one.
