Britain's Got Talent 2023

[Sprezza]

It's so bad
And I refuse to believe that girl is 11! Kids singing musicals- like nails down a chalkboard

 

[coconochanel]

This thread is dead because the contestants are not some randomer who sings to themselves in their bedroom mirror, 95% of them are already well known/have a career.

 

[Restless Native]

This thread is dead because the contestants are not some randomer who sings to themselves in their bedroom mirror, 95% of them are already well known/have a career.

Social media hasn't helped either because alot of the acts have been plucked from there to. Just give up the pretence of the auditions lol

 

[LilacLady53]

I stopped watching years ago as I can’t stand David Walliams. Thought I’d give it a go this year with him gone but gave up after the first week. Thought it was meant to be Britain’s Got Talent? Yes, the Ghetto Kids are brilliant but they, & so many of the others, aren’t British acts so it’s not Britain’s Got Talent, is it? It’s The World’s Got Talent

 

[Lalalemon]

This thread is dead because the contestants are not some randomer who sings to themselves in their bedroom mirror, 95% of them are already well known/have a career.

Yep... even Malakai has been on TV before, he sung a solo on Carols at Kings at Christmas (I think it was that anyway, it was one of them carol concerts in a cathedral anyway). Not disputing his talent at all.... he's amazing (hope his voice doesn't break before the semi's though) but it's definitely not his first cakewalk!
Ok, just done a quick google and he's sung at the Royal Opera House and sung with Aled Jones... so definitely not some unknown!

 

[kev1974]

Spoiler: Noodle the cgi cat has been seen before

Also, Aleesha with her teeny tiny head in that massive pink shoulder pad jacket - makes her body look about five times as wide as her head - which stylist convinced her that that was a good look?

 

[Restless Native]

Spoiler: Noodle the cgi cat has been seen before

Also, Aleesha with her teeny tiny head in that massive pink shoulder pad jacket - makes her body look about five times as wide as her head - which stylist convinced her that that was a good look?

Hey stylist is awful. Why they insist on dressing her like MC Hammer. She has an amazing figure

 

[Restless Native]

The 1st act. Pass me the sick bag

 

[kettlekitten]

The 1st act. Pass me the sick bag

Yawn ….
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The comedian was average, too nervous and timing was off, didn’t deserve a standing ovation imo
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What were those 2 all about?

 

[Ktb]

ain’t buying his side act to the singing
He needed something though he ain’t that good and mummy’s obviously bigged him up too much all his life

 

[kettlekitten]

This years series is really tit! 3 lots of kids dancing In tonight show !

 

[Restless Native]

This years series is really tit! 3 lots of kids dancing In tonight show !

Yep. I can't really think of a stand out act unlike previous years

 

[Blue_ocean]

I'm sure that lad Harrison was on junior bake off

Oh no there is no escape from blobby!

 

[kettlekitten]

I'm sure that lad Harrison was on junior bake off

Oh no there is no escape from blobby!

Can it get any worse?

 

[Restless Native]

Scraping the barrel stuff now. Anybody remember the shadow act. They were amazing

 

[shadowcat5]

Show has massively gone
All of the kids acts (1st and 2nd) were cringe and tit sorry.
Singer was alright but I hate when they do the whole “im so nervous” thing. Feels disingenuous.
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A golden buzzer??? For that??

piss take

 

[kettlekitten]

Show has massively gone
All of the kids acts (1st and 2nd) were cringe and tit sorry.
Singer was alright but I hate when they do the whole “im so nervous” thing. Feels disingenuous.
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A golden buzzer??? For that??

piss take

Totally agree, how was THAT worth a golden buzzer, I feel like they’re seeing I’m not!’

 

[ChastityDingle]

I abandoned it halfway through but will probably watch the rest of it tomorrow .
I think Simon goes way over the top about absolutely mediocre and less than mediocre acts, telling them how wonderful they are.

I kinda miss the days when he was brutally honest.

 

[Tryger88]

It's really irritating me how they waste a whole section on Mr Blobby and last week the stupid cat I wonder if these are paid promotion ads or something?

 

[kettlekitten]

I abandoned it halfway through but will probably watch the rest of it tomorrow .
I think Simon goes way over the top about absolutely mediocre and less than mediocre acts, telling them how wonderful they are.

I kinda miss the days when he was brutally honest.

I think he’s gone soft in his old age !
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Ive always loved this show but I’m on the verge of ditching it