Britain's Got Talent 2023

The comedian was rubbish but I did feel sorry for him... I think his nerves got the better of him. I think he gave up after Simon buzzed him, as he was barely even making any jokes towards the end, he just ended up talking to the audience. His act seemed to go on forever, it was painful to watch. Poor guy.

It was a poor show tonight in general, as was Monday's.
 
Angain with the warning........
Babe can you get up in in the loft and bring down the guillotine Please I wanna try this trick I've just seen in bgt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If we can’t try this at home, is it ok to try it somewhere else? Asking for a friend
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Simon cops out again ffs!
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Has Bruno got ants in his pans? He’s up and down more times than a whores draws!
 
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I was reading some of the comments on Facebook about the guy with the guillotine, and people are loosing thrleir minds about it.
Actually going to complain to itv about it because it was unsuitable for kids and pre watershed.
Is this really the society we live in now? I mean when I was a kid I would watch Paul Daniels catch a bullet between his teeth on a Saturday teatime 🤷‍♀️
 
I was reading some of the comments on Facebook about the guy with the guillotine, and people are loosing thrleir minds about it.
Actually going to complain to itv about it because it was unsuitable for kids and pre watershed.
Is this really the society we live in now? I mean when I was a kid I would watch Paul Daniels catch a bullet between his teeth on a Saturday teatime 🤷‍♀️

“unsuitable for kids” 😂
he set someone’s head on fire in his first audition 😂
Can you even buy a human sized guillotine now? You can definitely get a box and some fire 😂
 
Simon had NO IDEA that Tom Ball was the voice of the singing cat, that has appeared on other versions of Got Talent voiced by past contestants, and we all really really really belieeeeeve him.

A more cynical person would say it was just a stunt to promote Tom's upcoming whatever.
 
Shocked they went through over MB14, you don't often see acro acts like that go through to the finals, I haven't watched properly in quite some years but last ones I actually remember were spellbound
 
There’s something about Alyesha that I don’t like, I can’t put it here but does anyone else feel it?
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So bloody obvious who would go thru such a fix
 
There’s something about Alyesha that I don’t like, I can’t put it here but does anyone else feel it?
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So bloody obvious who would go thru such a fix
I think she tries to hard to be cool, and sometimes it comes across as really cringe. For the most part I don't mind her though
 
Simon had NO IDEA that Tom Ball was the voice of the singing cat, that has appeared on other versions of Got Talent voiced by past contestants, and we all really really really belieeeeeve him.

A more cynical person would say it was just a stunt to promote Tom's upcoming whatever.
He looked happy when he wasn't voted into the final.
 
Tbh I think tonight has been the worst in terms of talent. All of these could absolutely have been spread out across the week and allowed the arguably more talented acts to have a chance in the final
 
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