Big Brother 2023 #21

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I’ve got the previous poet on ignore as I don’t like the drama but thought I’d make my own contribution, and for this I apologise 😅
Farida flew her glam Muslim flag

But got booted for being a garrulous bag

Zac wanted to be everyone’s friend

But was too boring to stay to the end

Hallie’s tantrums were just too much

She’s not getting her designer bush

Screaming for sausage bye bye Kerry

All the bald memes made us merry

Chicken Dylan was next to go

Angry housemates get the old heave-ho

A minute’s silence to remember St. Paul

Glad to lose him, bare nipples and all

Pale lipped Chanelle now gets a mention

Bye bye girl with bad extensions

Trish’s eviction was tough to call

The sneakiest racist of them all

Angry kid/perm who acted the rat

Tom/Jim/Jom or something like that

Jenkin had promised so much fun

But didn’t deliver- bye bye hun

Matty the perm with beautiful eyes

Crying face emoji as he said his goodbyes

Now we wonder who will win?

Which order will they get in the bin?

Noky so pretty but not much to say

Olivia screaming day after day

Yinrun likes a good old cry

Henry the apple of Jordan’s eye

Jordan for the win for me

Thanks for reading my bad poetry 🤭😅
 
VeryNiceVeryEVIL said:
I wrote a little something to commemorate this BB 🥹

I'm no poet but I tried

Less John Cooper Clarke and more a wet fart

It's been an adventure, that's for damn sure
Can't wait for next year, wish it was now, give us more!
These last six weeks have been a massive trip
So let's lament those who were cruelly thrown from this fucked up manufactured ship

There was Farida from near Brum who didn't understand much
With her, it was mostly word salad, like she was speaking double Dutch!
About Hallie, she questioned sexuality
Oh the bloody humanity!

Do you remember Manc Zak, me neither, he didn't last
Won't be remembered from housemates future or past
Kerry and her Rascal just became a meme
Olivia and that high pitched bleeping scream!
They all made a massive scene
The garden gang were all really unnecessarily mean

Dylan who screamed about black on black crime
Used cooking as his personality most of the time
Scouse Paul bullied minorities and was on the rob
TomJim just acted like an incel nob
Putin twerked, Yinrun sobbed, Matty wailed, Yinrun sobbed, Putin twerked again and again
Brand sponsors, when?

There was Matty and Jordan and then Jenry and Matty and Jordan all over again
A triangle? More like a messed up Venn
Jordan shouted platonic but we know what that means now
Noky has reached the final, how?

Pash times in the hot tub
In the bedroom, Putin wasn't impressed
Pencil Paul was never dressed
Good night sweet prince
Your candle will never be extinguished
Jim would get on his knees for him in seconds, so distinguished!!
Back to Onlyfans you pop!
We Are Ants was a bop

Moon girl was thick as mince
You'd get more sense by talking to a bleeping quince
Who is Trish, don't know her!
Chanelle, ugh bleurgh!
Jenkin moaned most of the time
Dylan REALLY said that tit about black on black crime

Tory Henry and his obsession with Boris
Jenkin moving like he's a bleeping slow Loris
Randomly shouting about watching his nan have a wank
Rapidly all their dignity, it sank
Like the Titanic, they thought they were unsinkable
There's an actual winner from this shower of shite? Unthinkable!

Will it be Jordan or Hennerz, will Vlad come out on top? Will Yinrun or Matty be the victor, We Are Ants is still a bleeping bop.
Will it be Noky, don't be stupid!
Jordan and Henry, are you listening, Cupid?

Tomorrow night, from the house they'll all finally flee
Exit this six week long episode of Glee

It's been fun but now the end, it is time
DYLAN ACTUALLY SAID THAT BOLLOCKS ABOUT BLACK ON BLACK CRIME!!!!

Let's do this again for the celeb edition
Let's do a bit better next time, practise kindness towards each other, let's do compassion and much less attrition
We've had our disagreements, arguments, ups and downs but most of us come together in the end
With I'm A Celeb coming up, maybe our relationships can slowly mend
Let's all come together, we should make it our mission, let's gossip and prattle
With our little family on this wild ride that is Tattle

❤
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Update: I know Matty has gone now after looking at odds

Haven't gone completely mad

I didn't know at the time as we aren't caught up yet

😳
 
Gym&Tonic said:
Exactly this. She’s only being nice now because her mean mates have gone. If Jenkin and Tom were still there she’d 100 per cent still be a cow. I’d like to think she’s learned from the experience but I don’t it. I remember seeing comments on FB and TikTok from people who knew her and said she was awful in real life as well. I still think she will come 3rd. There’s no way she’s beating Jordan or Yinrun
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I'm pretty worried this morning she's going to win

Odds are too close for comfort

She could definitely win
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Cinnabun said:
Who wins?

I can't decide! Henry, Jordan or Yinrun - happy with any of those 3.
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Olivia 😬
 
Happy Lady said:
They've had it so easy this year. Don't they usually have to make bread every day, and porridge too.

Both sofas look ready for the bin. Have they broken the back of the green one?
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I'd imagine they are just cheapo ones anyway? They probably expected they would be trashed.

I definitely want to see a bit more hardship next year. They seemed to have more than enough to eat even on the basic budget. And a longer series. More twists. Some new housemates thrown in
 
soupmodel said:
🎵With gentle hands and the heart of a fighter🎵

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My Diet Coke king ❤
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Happy Lady said:
Just wondering how they'll do the final tonight. Hope they don't get them all out THEN start interviewing them. I preferred it when one HM was eliminated and interviewed, THEN the next out and interviewed, etc. It built up the party feel and reality for the finalist.
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I wonder if they might take out 5th and 4th place at the same time, do shorter interviews then give the other three longer slots. Is the winner interview going to part of L&L do we know - as I see that is STILL ON. Or maybe they'll interview 4th and 5th there? I'm assuming they will give us about 30 mins of catch up from the last night (including whatever was going on with/by/on top of the tumbledryer LOL)
 
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