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I wrote a little something to commemorate this BB 
I'm no poet but I tried
Less John Cooper Clarke and more a wet fart
It's been an adventure, that's for damn sure
Can't wait for next year, wish it was now, give us more!
These last six weeks have been a massive trip
So let's lament those who were cruelly thrown from this fucked up manufactured ship
There was Farida from near Brum who didn't understand much
With her, it was mostly word salad, like she was speaking double Dutch!
About Hallie, she questioned sexuality
Oh the bloody humanity!
Do you remember Manc Zak, me neither, he didn't last
Won't be remembered from housemates future or past
Kerry and her Rascal just became a meme
Olivia and that high pitched bleeping scream!
They all made a massive scene
The garden gang were all really unnecessarily mean
Dylan who screamed about black on black crime
Used cooking as his personality most of the time
Scouse Paul bullied minorities and was on the rob
TomJim just acted like an incel nob
Putin twerked, Yinrun sobbed, Matty wailed, Yinrun sobbed, Putin twerked again and again
Brand sponsors, when?
There was Matty and Jordan and then Jenry and Matty and Jordan all over again
A triangle? More like a messed up Venn
Jordan shouted platonic but we know what that means now
Noky has reached the final, how?
Pash times in the hot tub
In the bedroom, Putin wasn't impressed
Pencil Paul was never dressed
Good night sweet prince
Your candle will never be extinguished
Jim would get on his knees for him in seconds, so distinguished!!
Back to Onlyfans you pop!
We Are Ants was a bop
Moon girl was thick as mince
You'd get more sense by talking to a bleeping quince
Who is Trish, don't know her!
Chanelle, ugh bleurgh!
Jenkin moaned most of the time
Dylan REALLY said that tit about black on black crime
Tory Henry and his obsession with Boris
Jenkin moving like he's a bleeping slow Loris
Randomly shouting about watching his nan have a wank
Rapidly all their dignity, it sank
Like the Titanic, they thought they were unsinkable
There's an actual winner from this shower of shite? Unthinkable!
Will it be Jordan or Hennerz, will Vlad come out on top? Will Yinrun or Matty be the victor, We Are Ants is still a bleeping bop.
Will it be Noky, don't be stupid!
Jordan and Henry, are you listening, Cupid?
Tomorrow night, from the house they'll all finally flee
Exit this six week long episode of Glee
It's been fun but now the end, it is time
DYLAN ACTUALLY SAID THAT BOLLOCKS ABOUT BLACK ON BLACK CRIME!!!!
Let's do this again for the celeb edition
Let's do a bit better next time, practise kindness towards each other, let's do compassion and much less attrition
We've had our disagreements, arguments, ups and downs but most of us come together in the end
With I'm A Celeb coming up, maybe our relationships can slowly mend
Let's all come together, we should make it our mission, let's gossip and prattle
With our little family on this wild ride that is Tattle
ā¤
I'm no poet but I tried
Less John Cooper Clarke and more a wet fart
It's been an adventure, that's for damn sure
Can't wait for next year, wish it was now, give us more!
These last six weeks have been a massive trip
So let's lament those who were cruelly thrown from this fucked up manufactured ship
There was Farida from near Brum who didn't understand much
With her, it was mostly word salad, like she was speaking double Dutch!
About Hallie, she questioned sexuality
Oh the bloody humanity!
Do you remember Manc Zak, me neither, he didn't last
Won't be remembered from housemates future or past
Kerry and her Rascal just became a meme
Olivia and that high pitched bleeping scream!
They all made a massive scene
The garden gang were all really unnecessarily mean
Dylan who screamed about black on black crime
Used cooking as his personality most of the time
Scouse Paul bullied minorities and was on the rob
TomJim just acted like an incel nob
Putin twerked, Yinrun sobbed, Matty wailed, Yinrun sobbed, Putin twerked again and again
Brand sponsors, when?
There was Matty and Jordan and then Jenry and Matty and Jordan all over again
A triangle? More like a messed up Venn
Jordan shouted platonic but we know what that means now
Noky has reached the final, how?
Pash times in the hot tub
In the bedroom, Putin wasn't impressed
Pencil Paul was never dressed
Good night sweet prince
Your candle will never be extinguished
Jim would get on his knees for him in seconds, so distinguished!!
Back to Onlyfans you pop!
We Are Ants was a bop
Moon girl was thick as mince
You'd get more sense by talking to a bleeping quince
Who is Trish, don't know her!
Chanelle, ugh bleurgh!
Jenkin moaned most of the time
Dylan REALLY said that tit about black on black crime
Tory Henry and his obsession with Boris
Jenkin moving like he's a bleeping slow Loris
Randomly shouting about watching his nan have a wank
Rapidly all their dignity, it sank
Like the Titanic, they thought they were unsinkable
There's an actual winner from this shower of shite? Unthinkable!
Will it be Jordan or Hennerz, will Vlad come out on top? Will Yinrun or Matty be the victor, We Are Ants is still a bleeping bop.
Will it be Noky, don't be stupid!
Jordan and Henry, are you listening, Cupid?
Tomorrow night, from the house they'll all finally flee
Exit this six week long episode of Glee
It's been fun but now the end, it is time
DYLAN ACTUALLY SAID THAT BOLLOCKS ABOUT BLACK ON BLACK CRIME!!!!
Let's do this again for the celeb edition
Let's do a bit better next time, practise kindness towards each other, let's do compassion and much less attrition
We've had our disagreements, arguments, ups and downs but most of us come together in the end
With I'm A Celeb coming up, maybe our relationships can slowly mend
Let's all come together, we should make it our mission, let's gossip and prattle
With our little family on this wild ride that is Tattle
ā¤
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she was absolutely vile that week lol 
Unsurprised to see that weirdo DUNDEEBOY is her biggest fanboy..
