Best Life & Beyond #59 KT Slockbower's Best 600 Lb Life & Beyond

[BusyMum68]

Thanks to @Mr Flibble for our new thread title - witty (and scarily accurate) as always. Winner of the last pool with a whopping 70% was no surprise: Katie getting a paying guest trespassed from Disneyland (Columbia incident)

Calling @Tom Wambsgans for one of his his genius recounts.

I'm no good at these so in a nutshell:

- KKKTs eyebrows are on steroids
- Her nails look like they have been dipped in green sludge
- There's a new Coke flavour
- BLAB is still boring
-Spence is looking more and more like he's checked out - of the channel, of the relationship, pretty much everything
- KKKT appears to be flirting via IG....channelling her younger, WWE, 'heavy' metal days of yore. Who could it be? Is it an attempt to woo back hubby?
- Tony is revolting.

That's all I got. Over to the more talented, witty wordsmiths of Tattle.

 

[The Real Deal]

Oh Kt is going to love the title of this thread.

 

[dramalt]

https://www.npr.org/2019/09/26/764728163/the-ok-hand-gesture-is-now-listed-as-a-symbol-of-hate

 

[Grifters of the Caribbean]

Oh Kt is going to love the title of this thread.

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https://www.npr.org/2019/09/26/764728163/the-ok-hand-gesture-is-now-listed-as-a-symbol-of-hate

And that's exactly why I screenshotted it. Expect Spencer to argue, "But I am a mere 80s boy! It just means OK! I hate that I can't wear my red hats anymore."

Here's some other clips I forgot about. (June, Thread 34)

1. Anywho, Disneyland, yay!

2. Katie wants Botox. Spencer does not approve.

 

[MonicaW42]

Lmfaooooo @Lalo Salamanca I looked up to see if that web address was available to. GMTA

 

[UncleLester]

I don't want to body shame Katie.

So, going forward, in my mind when I read this thread's title - I will choose to believe that the "600 Lb Life" really stands for "600 Lying Buffoon Life" with the 600 a reference to the time (6:00PM) Katie "attempts to start being productive each day".

 

[Best Remove um]

So Tony basically told on himself by posting a video about David from FB in the other thread ( before it was closed) and then posted the same video on Twitter? He really is stupid. So between that and Blob making a video about how there is no blue cheese at the plaza inn I give up on these grifters.

 

[Grifters of the Caribbean]

So Tony basically told on himself by posting a video about David from FB in the other thread ( before it was closed) and then posted the same video on Twitter? He really is stupid. So between that and Blob making a video about how there is no blue cheese at the plaza inn I give up on these grifters.

Hopefully Lids sells this hat.

 

[Best Remove um]

Hopefully Lids sells this hat.

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Wait you forgot the stupid pin.

 

[Barnes Wallace]

To be fair Heath was much better.

 

[MmAnaheim]

Just made time to watch the new BLAB video. In one day they had two sugary cream drinks, ramen, chicken legs, loaded funnel cake, chili cheese fries, and an apple strudel muffin. All eaten in the heat when most people would go for salads, cold sandwiches and fresh fruit.

 

[Best Remove um]

Just made time to watch the new BLAB video. In one day they had two sugary cream drinks, ramen, chicken legs, loaded funnel cake, chili cheese fries, and an apple strudel muffin. All eaten in the heat when most people would go for salads, cold sandwiches and fresh fruit.

That's enough to give you diarrhea so bad you have to stand up to finish it.

 

[whitepony]

Here's some other clips I forgot about. (June, Thread 34)

1. Anywho, Disneyland, yay!

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2. Katie wants Botox. Spencer does not approve.
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Wow what a complete and utter see you next Tuesday. He’s such a wet blanket for staying with her after she treats him like that.

 

[AnaheimGangLeader]

Wow what a complete and utter see you next Tuesday. He’s such a wet blanket for staying with her after she treats him like that.

I honestly can't think of why he's still with her. All of the horrid angles he shoots her at, he knows she's enormous. It's sort of a wink to us, the viewers that she's delusional?

Dencer continuing to feed her, buying the food, enabling, filming her eat, instead of getting her help - says it all. Anyone notice how he talks to her while she eats and gives her food reviews? It's creepy AF.
*Wow, oh yeah*...I'm waiting for him to ask if it feels good. (warning Adrian Brody filter engaged)

Who gives a food review of if 2 foods had a baby?

Yeah Dence, that never happens, KT never likes all of the food.

Waiting on the end of that Anacrappa lease, it's gonna feel like years not months dude. The condition that I think she has, and is possibly taking meds for, it's not easy to live with if you're the partner. It's going downhill, and fast.

 

[westville]

Spence playing the long game of showcasing how terrible and disgusting she is, encouraging her to get to 600lbs, and then dumping her while he goes back to Malibu, drops 15 pounds by surfing daily, and starts hanging out with Adam again… leaving her fat, homeless, friendless, penniless and vlogless.

 

[Littlelulu]

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And that's exactly why I screenshotted it. Expect Spencer to argue, "But I am a mere 80s boy! It just means OK! I hate that I can't wear my red hats anymore."

Here's some other clips I forgot about. (June, Thread 34)

1. Anywho, Disneyland, yay!

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2. Katie wants Botox. Spencer does not approve.
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How can he stand this bitch ????

 

[Sella]

How can he stand this bitch ????

She must have some really good dirt on him.

 

[AnaheimGangLeader]

Can we add "Bengal BBQ Status" to our Gucci Rad BLOB lexicon? Tshirt maybe?

Example use in a sentence:
"You're nothing If you don't have Bengal BBQ Status."


Spencer must be thinking fck my life I'm filming this bitch eating chicken wings when I used to hold cue cards for Ellen, on NBC.

 

[Thunder Chicken]

She must have some really good dirt on him.

My guess she will say he was nothing but a momma’s boy who wanted a younger mom (KT). But KT wasn’t about the mom life and was fooled thinking Dence had money. The bald ass tires on the Mercedes should have been the biggest red flag. This is a power struggle each time KT demeans Dence he rolls his eyes. Dence brings up a topic and she quickly changes or ignores him.

 

[jessburch]

Katie should hold the camera for a change and watch Spencer eat and review the food. She does all the eating and ballooning up while he goes "wow" Or maybe this is what they do Spencer controls the camera and editing and Katie reviews and eats. I have never seen her walk fast in Disneyland so she is lying about that and there was no fainting and IV drip that was all for attention.