Below Deck #3 ⚓

[ZeroCraic]

I feel for Cheffy - she is so emotionally needy, she just puts it all out there with zero chill. I hope Joao doesn't smash her heart to pieces.

 

[tellmewhy]

I feel for Cheffy - she is so emotionally needy, she just puts it all out there with zero chill. I hope Joao doesn't smash her heart to pieces.

Very low self esteem.

I really feel for them when they have to watch it back and hear themselves moaning having sex. It’s too much

 

[ZeroCraic]

I really feel for them when they have to watch it back and hear themselves moaning having sex. It’s too much

Oh God yes! (That's what she said etc...)
The thrusting last night was a bit much.

 

[go_walkies]

This is what's shown in the preview.

I take it they have some kind of brand deal with budgie smuggler.

Ugh the nerve of Luke to even send that message. Gaslighting narcissist.

Cheffy and Joao are pretty cute, hopefully he's actually changed.

Yes! I posted this before I watched

 

[Restless Native]

I feel for Cheffy - she is so emotionally needy, she just puts it all out there with zero chill. I hope Joao doesn't smash her heart to pieces.

He probably will tbh. Her best friend must be delighted with her hooking up with Joao

 

[DoseofReality]

She could learn his name though . Joelle.

 

[neptune73]

Who else thinks Jaimee was being too polite & overly aware she’s on a TV show by not ticking no? i think i’d have to get a restraining order if someone did that for me after 2 weeks of knowing them!

 

[Pesky Tarian]

Who else thinks Jaimee was being too polite & overly aware she’s on a TV show by not ticking no? i think i’d have to get a restraining order if someone did that for me after 2 weeks of knowing them!

I think she just wanted to go to Europe!!

 

[Restless Native]

Joao and Cheffy didn't even last until the end of the season

 

[kale-supremacist]

Well, Cheffy was a bit of a dick.....

 

[Restless Native]

Well, Cheffy was a bit of a dick.....

She gets alot of love on here but tbh I've never been that keen on her from the start

 

[kale-supremacist]

She gets alot of love on here but tbh I've never been that keen on her from the start

Tbh, Adam was the only likable one to me.
Cheffy was unbearable and so self depricating (you're 30yo, go to therapy)
Aesha's voice makes me want to kill myself
Margot big puppy eyes and tears on demand are exhausting
Drunk Harry is unberable
Culver is unbearable, even sober
The Captain has the personality of a spoon

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Still catching up. The guest having a fit was scary. He really didn't look well.

 

[DoseofReality]

She gets alot of love on here but tbh I've never been that keen on her from the start

I thought she was redeeming herself, these 2 episodes FFS.

Culver taking Jaimee to sleep in the bilge when she was going to make them a bed in one of the cabins .

One heck of a mess up by Aesha. I'm sure another group were drinking before they went diving too but weren't as loudly intoxicated as these women so wouldn't have been obvious.

Finally... Why could they not just bring on board an actual Teppanyaki chef for the evening if that's what the guests wanted.

 

[kale-supremacist]

I'm actually kind of pissed to Aesha for allowing Margot to do service. It's like punishing Jaimee when she's great at her job.

 

[Itsmethatlikesamoan]

Finally... Why could they not just bring on board an actual Teppanyaki chef for the evening if that's what the guests wanted.

Yes, I was thinking the very same thing, it’s a very specialised thing Teppanyaki is an art it’s not something you can do just because Captain thinks you can… I think he was being totally unreasonable to expect her to do it …

 

[G+T]

I'm very underwhelmed by her food. Like the majority are happy with it but none of it screams unique or Michelin star.

 

[tattling]

I'm very underwhelmed by her food. Like the majority are happy with it but none of it screams unique or Michelin star.

I agree, although no one compares to Marcos from sailing yacht for me

 

[Restless Native]

I agree, although no one compares to Marcos from sailing yacht for me

Was going to say this. He's one of best Chefs I've ever seen on any of the franchises. Yeah I agree about Teppanayki being a specialised thing. Producers probably just want to create drama though by making her do it

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Why don't they have proper steamers on board? How often have they burnt charter guests clothes? Or is it just a story line