Becky Reynolds #4 Like a Beck out of Hell, JP'll be Gone Before The Morning Coooomes

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New Fred! Title thanks to @didisaythatoutloudoops (nominated by @littlemisschattergiggles )
Inspired by Becky looking more like Meatloaf than her idol Sabrina Carpenter.

Recap:
- JP finally put a lasso on it! They're engaged! 'I wonder if JP was as surprised as we were 🤔'- @zebby
Becky struggled to find a ring that would fit and hasn't been seen wearing it since.
- Someone who knew JP IRL started posting on Tattle. Seems like stud muffin JP was still sleeping with the ex while with Becky. Naughty.
- Becky went on a Tattle rant where she called us all jealous (she's right) and wanted the government to shut us down for laughing at her cloves
- Becky and JP went on a European cruise for her 30th. Becky mostly did a lot of mouth breathing, complained about the heat and struggled to walk anywhere due to being unfit. She nearly passed out doing a tour of the tiny cabin.
- When she came back, her electricity meter had run out and all her frozen pizza and fish burgers had to be thrown out LOL
- More and more spending like an Arab prince - a new designer bag almost every month and regular Space NK hauls. With her laughable copywriting skills, it's becoming more and more obvious that her pensioner parents bankroll her.
-Her hygiene keeps getting more and more questionable; JP won't let her into Monaco when she's on the rag and she admits to stinking out a pair of leggings really badly after one day of wear


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Becky Reynolds #3 Firty in size, firty in age, fink she's got little JP trapped in a cage

Thank you @didisaythatoutloudoops for the new fred title! First new thread since January, and since we’re halfway through the year, here’s some of our plus size babe’s best looks so far Quick recap - Despite promoting Wild deodrant, she’s done 21 cheap clothing hauls in just 6 months. That’s...
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Did she set herself a challenge to find the fugliest cloves on Asos or was the challenge to find somefink that fits her increasingly large gut?

The burgundy shirt was just soooooo cute and cumfurtable... Recommends styling wiff somefink underneath...
Weally??
She can only fit in size 26 if it's got industrial strengff stretch so hated the floral dress as it doesn't.
The wicked witch dress... what the actual F??
If I were an Asos customer of her size I'd be boycotting them in fear I might get one of her stinky minge returns 🤢
 

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Their return fees have nothing to do with being plus size! That's such a weird take to take.

It's because they have high returns with free delivery which eats into profits. I got told I'd have to pay to return things, on an account I'd not used in 5 years, so it's happening to a lot of people. I don't disagree it's annoying as buying online is such a minefield but it is what it is.
 
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This comment says it all. She's happy to share her clothes size online, but not her measurements? It's nonsensical, seeing as every single store has measurements next to the sizes in their size guide. The OAP army have accidentally caught her out here though: the only possible reason she wouldn't share is if she's telling us one size but she actually measures as vastly different. Hmm.

I just have no sympathy though - if she's that ashamed of her sizes and measurements, she's got two options. Stop making monetised videos based around her body, or spend some of her mum's allowance on getting herself in shape enough to where she isn't ashamed. It must be so tiring to have to constantly lie and backtrack so often and so much.
 
She’s wetting herself on TikTok because she’s such a fashion lover and D&G have done a collab, wait for it…….. with stabilo 😂 she’s spent 25 quid on 3 highlighters and a marker 😂😂😂😂😂 I mean the colours aren’t the normal ones, the yellow highlight is more limited edition and milky 🤦‍♀️ a fool and her money….
 
I saw those pens and thought ‘nope, don’t need’. Something she cant comprehend

I can’t get over how bad her makeup is for someone who spends so much time and money on it! It’s actually depressing me.


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She looks like the real life Baby Reindeer woman.

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Miss ‘creative’ can’t even do a straight line
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To add: your skin shouldnt be whiter than you teeth - from a pale girl
 
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FFS, £25 on highlighters. She's really wetting her knickers over them too - doesn't she know if she waddles down to TK Maxx, D&G also have a pasta range, a panettone range, chocolates, all for wannabes such as herself? I'm very surprised someone in marketing can't understand that this is just a cheap sales push. I'm also surprised she barely knows her colours, for a creative - she calls the D&G blue periwinkle when it's nowhere near that.

That eyeliner is atrocious. It's so smudged and about a mile away from her actual waterline. At this point I'D pay for her to get some make up lessons because the second hand embarrassment of watching her act like she's Jackie Onassis is killing me.

And again - no ring. Is she sulking with him after such a shite engagement?
 


I found this very interesting video today - it explains that designer brands don't target the rich, they target the middle and lower class who want to look more affluent than their peers. Basically, rich people don't buy designer brands because the purpose of such items isn't to show off an existing status, it's to chase prestige you don't have. They also debunk Becky's commonly used 'investment piece' argument.
 
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I found this very interesting video today - it explains that designer brands don't target the rich, they target the middle and lower class who want to look more affluent than their peers. Basically, rich people don't buy designer brands because the purpose of such items isn't to show off an existing status, it's to chase prestige you don't have. They also debunk Becky's commonly used 'investment piece' argument.
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Are you suggesting that Becky isn’t actually rich?
How dare you!
 
Might give it a watch in a bit. Are we playing Ringo on this episode? Will the ring appear or has it been melted down for cash to spend on more shite fast fashion.
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Beggy Breffless Becky asking people to subscribe as lots aren't. Oh dear, stay classy. Telling us how much work she puts into producing the slogs.

Emily Gilmore was far more fashionable. It probably doesn't look like it did on the model, cos she was probably wearing the right size. Even the buttonholes are too small :unsure: . The fake pockets should be real for 'that kind of money'

The rib knit dress is going viral on the TikkyTokky. Of course it will look better on fin girls, despite it being very fick.

The MM dupe blazer. No words. She loves it, though, which is the main thing. And who cares if a range doesn't go up to your size? There are plenty of other companies who do.

PJ's - More like HMP Soufamptun.

Meg Ryan style cardi - chocolate brown. Fin knit and it's a bit fuzzy.

Green dress - no lenf. More whinging about not tailored to plus sizes.

Another H&M video, another stupid voice followed by a giggly breffless laugh. The bow sweatshirt is cute, apparently. It's not! It's screaming Emily Gilmore though.

Laughing at the comment that says "you have such a privileged life, yet so humble" She's a mid range, mid salaried copywriter wot carnt spel propaly.
 
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