Beckijones4 #96 I live at home, I'm 50 stone, I'm made of grease and n on my niece

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- Ate at least half her Bruce cake then made the rest into a disgusting milkshake, then gave her dad one sip (if even that - he's diabetic) so she could get one over Tattle/Reddit by pretending she didn't drink it herself
- Paige obsession has now lasted a decade and continued with a ridiculous, gushing tribute to Paige on Insta after she finished her GCSes
 
goldie341 said:
Thread title @Diagoras20 💛 kebabums x2 for youm

Quick recapum:

- Fat
- Greasy
- Not special needs just a bit of a bleep
- Pitta titties
- Naan, dead. Rickets, dead. Becki, probably soon to be dead
- Has a wet room, washed bum with stick

Chinese/chippy debate is off the table

Thankfully still waiting on any more fat dildo pics from @Sertraline Queen

Please continuem
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What a joyous day! Kebabs for everyone! Just in the bath doing a sheet mask revelling in the fact that I have a normal amount of face 🥰
 
goldie341 said:
Thread title @Diagoras20 💛 kebabums x2 for youm

Quick recapum:

- Fat
- Greasy
- Not special needs just a bit of a bleep
- Pitta titties
- Naan, dead. Rickets, dead. Becki, probably soon to be dead.
- Has a wet room, washes bum with stick

Chinese/chippy debate is off the table

Thankfully still waiting on any more fat dildo pics from @Sertraline Queen

Please continuem
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- Doesn't use filters
- Skinny legend
- Really, really clever
- Soum pretty
 
goldie341 said:
Are you still hungover?
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Noum, temporarily possessed by the spirit of a hun
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Wizzywoo2 said:
Hoping for a father's day grazing buffet on top of the washing machine/sink/cooker top with lots of Beckis favourite foods because as we know it will be all about her!
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I predict her father's day content will contain the phrase "I'm so proud to have made you a father" or some variant of that
 
I have no words 🤣
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