BeckiJones4 #125 Ultra wide beast, stinks of yeast, went all the way to Brum for a foot long feast

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November takeaway tracker

01.11 - A hotdog and a drink from Costco = £1.50 (how is it that cheap??)
02.11 - Chicken kebab, chips and a can deal from Cheshire kebab house = £11.99
05.11 - Butterfly chicken Fanta burger, chips, garlic bread, peri mac & cheese and halloumi sticks and a refillable coke at Nando’s = £31
06.11 - Kebab, chips and garlic bread = £16.98 but she probably paid for all of their food
07.11 - Sainsbury's meal deal = £3.75
07.11 - Sausage roll from Greggs = £1.25
07.11 - Fish and chips with a coke at a pub = £16.50 + whatever the coke cost
08.11 - Foot long chicken tikka subway, crisps, a cookie and a coke from Subway = £14.39 + £4 delivery she mentioned
08.11 - Ranch bbq pizza, chicken strips, wedges and a coke zero from Domino's = £24.96 with a deal
09.11 - Fudge brownie hot chocolate from Starbucks = £4.70
09.11 - Egg, hash brown and cheese roll at Lea's race = £5
09.11 - Loaded fries & garlic bread parcels at Roxy Ballroom = 3 for £15
09.11 - Double smashed cheese burger, chicken tenders, fries, gravy and a drink from somewhere in Liverpool = Not sure of the place or price
10.11 - Lamb kofta kebab with loaded halloumi fries and a drink from Baltic Market = £22 not including the drink
10.11 - Salted caramel Galaxy bubble waffle from Baltic Market = £7.50
10.11 - Milky stars, coke zero and a tango ice blast at the cinema = ??
10.11 - Double cheeseburger from McDonald's = £2.29
11.11 - Tuna mayo jacket potato and a drink at Costco = £4.18
11.11 - Grinch hot chocolate in Primark = £4.25


Total so far = £180.20 (no fees)
 
Reminders cos I’m a hateful witch:
*inhales*
- no she don’t have a LD
- no she don’t have a CPAP
- no she isn’t vulnerable
- no she’s a virgin
- no she ain’t Paige’s muvvaa
- no almond mumming. That includes not saying “not to be an almond mum” before almond mumming. It’s like coughing to disguise a fart.
- no one cares how far you can walk
- no one cares how many nuggets your kid can eat (20 for the record)
- please read the wiki for the family tree if you have questions about who is who
- olly is the name of her dog, dead… tattle gave him the name ricketts
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Thanks to @anon123098 for the thread title

could do with linking the old thread or whatever so that it shows the wiki and previous threads. Don’t ask me lol 😂😂
 
Reminders cos I’m a hateful witch:
*inhales*
- no she don’t have a LD
- no she don’t have a CPAP
- no she isn’t vulnerable
- no she’s a virgin
- no she ain’t Paige’s muvvaa
- no almond mumming. That includes not saying “not to be an almond mum” before almond mumming. It’s like coughing to disguise a fart.
- no one cares how far you can walk
- no one cares how many nuggets your kid can eat (20 for the record)
- please read the wiki for the family tree if you have questions about who is who
- olly is the name of her dog, dead… tattle gave him the name ricketts
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could do with linking the old thread or whatever so that it shows the wiki and previous threads. Don’t ask me lol 😂😂
The wiki automatically links.
 
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'I dont really like shopping so im glad they always have a cafe when we come'

The reason you dont like shopping is because you are obese & no shops stock your clothes.. the way to fix that isnt by scranning off to the cafe to gain more weight! Hows about walk around the shop find something you like get it in the biggest size they do and use that for encouragement to loose weight! How can she walk round a clothes shop knowing shes too fat to fit in anything and insted of using that as a wakeup call she just eats more 🤦🏼‍♀️. The only thing she can buy from primark is socks and even those dont fit her feet or kankles in properly given her post last night!
 
November takeaway tracker

01.11 - A hotdog and a drink from Costco = £1.50 (how is it that cheap??)
02.11 - Chicken kebab, chips and a can deal from Cheshire kebab house = £11.99
05.11 - Butterfly chicken Fanta burger, chips, garlic bread, peri mac & cheese and halloumi sticks and a refillable coke at Nando’s = £31
06.11 - Kebab, chips and garlic bread = £16.98 but she probably paid for all of their food
07.11 - Sainsbury's meal deal = £3.75
07.11 - Sausage roll from Greggs = £1.25
07.11 - Fish and chips with a coke at a pub = £16.50 + whatever the coke cost
08.11 - Foot long chicken tikka subway, crisps, a cookie and a coke from Subway = £14.39 + £4 delivery she mentioned
08.11 - Ranch bbq pizza, chicken strips, wedges and a coke zero from Domino's = £24.96 with a deal
09.11 - Fudge brownie hot chocolate from Starbucks = £4.70
09.11 - Egg, hash brown and cheese roll at Lea's race = £5
09.11 - Loaded fries & garlic bread parcels at Roxy Ballroom = 3 for £15
09.11 - Double smashed cheese burger, chicken tenders, fries, gravy and a drink from somewhere in Liverpool = Not sure of the place or price
10.11 - Lamb kofta kebab with loaded halloumi fries and a drink from Baltic Market = £22 not including the drink
10.11 - Salted caramel Galaxy bubble waffle from Baltic Market = £7.50
10.11 - Milky stars, coke zero and a tango ice blast at the cinema = ??
10.11 - Double cheeseburger from McDonald's = £2.29
11.11 - Tuna mayo jacket potato and a drink at Costco = £4.18
11.11 - Grinch hot chocolate in Primark = £4.25


Total so far = £180.20 (no fees)
What I’ve got left until the end of the month 😂🫠
 
Reminders cos I’m a hateful witch:
*inhales*
- no she don’t have a LD
- no she don’t have a CPAP
- no she isn’t vulnerable
- no she’s a virgin
- no she ain’t Paige’s muvvaa
- no almond mumming. That includes not saying “not to be an almond mum” before almond mumming. It’s like coughing to disguise a fart.
- no one cares how far you can walk
- no one cares how many nuggets your kid can eat (20 for the record)
- please read the wiki for the family tree if you have questions about who is who
- olly is the name of her dog, dead… tattle gave him the name ricketts
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could do with linking the old thread or whatever so that it shows the wiki and previous threads. Don’t ask me lol 😂😂
Well, jury is still out on the cpap
 
I don't give a duck how much she pretends to be a cocky, confident bleep when she's with them lot I know she 100% would of felt so awkward and out of place walking round in primark with them doing shopping knowing she can't buy a single piece of clothing from there because she's to humongous. Imagine having to stand next to them pretending you like stuff knowing you can't and won't ever be able to walk in ANY shop let alone Primark and buy a simple pair of Pj's, some underwear, or any clothing for that matter.
It's giving tragic.
 
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