Ashley James #34 Really good DJ & really good Mum, constantly leaks out of her mouth & bum

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
1
InTheDollsHouse

InTheDollsHouse

VIP Member
Ashley James #34 Really good DJ & really good Mum, sh1t constantly leaks out of her mouth & bum
Title by @mssmith2006

Hello and welcome to another episode of All About Ashley!

You’d be forgiven for thinking the last one was a re-run, because it was the same old, same old, with just a sprinkling of fresh content hell.

We saw her boobs.
We heard that she was single for six years.
We were told how much she misses her friends.
We were told she’s moving back to London just because she misses her old life (someone should update Right Move).
We were yet again told she was stitched up wrong (spoiler - she wasn’t).
We saw her dj-ing pressing play on an iPad.
We saw her birth photo. Twice.
We read her ‘it doesn’t trigger me so i don’t care if it triggers you’ post.
We saw her favouring the girl child over the boy.
We also saw her shove 6 month old Adeline into full-time childcare (but starting later in the morning than Alf, because favourite).
We were told Ada takes a bottle. Then we saw that she doesn’t (lovely day x).
We collectively screamed at Ash for sending Ada to childcare without enough milk, in a heatwave, when Ash herself with her giant gifted cup talked about being sooo thirsty.
We saw - too many heartbreaking times - the sadness in Ada’s eyes and the dark circles under them.
We saw Ada being ‘weaned’ (I use that word loosely) and having a (possible) allergic reaction to eggs and salmon, then being fed fish fingers (I’m biting my tongue here).
We heard that she doesn’t believe in #mumguilt.
We read once again her ‘troll making false accusations’ story.
We saw Nana. (What a surprise! Is she the appropriate adult supervising Ashley?)
We (unfortunately) saw her sexualising both her C-section scar and breastfeeding.
We saw Alf, but only for content. Pizza anyone?
We heard their over the top reactions at poor Alf spilling a bit of juice on himself.
We were told that she and TNB were having heated discussions about discipline for Alf (Science of Parenting or nothing, okay Tommy?)
We saw Ash house hunting alone. And getting her hair done. And her nails. And a workout. But she never gets time alone!

I’m sure there’s more, but that’s all horrifying enough.

Lovely day x
 
InTheDollsHouse said:
Ashley James #34 Really good DJ & really good Mum, sh1t constantly leaks out of her mouth & bum
Title by @mssmith2006

Hello and welcome to another episode of All About Ashley!

You’d be forgiven for thinking the last one was a re-run, because it was the same old, same old, with just a sprinkling of fresh content hell.

We saw her boobs.
We heard that she was single for six years.
We were told how much she misses her friends.
We were told she’s moving back to London just because she misses her old life (someone should update Right Move).
We were yet again told she was stitched up wrong (spoiler - she wasn’t).
We saw her dj-ing pressing play on an iPad.
We saw her birth photo. Twice.
We read her ‘it doesn’t trigger me so i don’t care if it triggers you’ post.
We saw her favouring the girl child over the boy.
We also saw her shove 6 month old Adeline into full-time childcare (but starting later in the morning than Alf, because favourite).
We were told Ada takes a bottle. Then we saw that she doesn’t (lovely day x).
We collectively screamed at Ash for sending Ada to childcare without enough milk, in a heatwave, when Ash herself with her giant gifted cup talked about being sooo thirsty.
We saw - too many heartbreaking times - the sadness in Ada’s eyes and the dark circles under them.
We saw Ada being ‘weaned’ (I use that word loosely) and having a (possible) allergic reaction to eggs and salmon, then being fed fish fingers (I’m biting my tongue here).
We heard that she doesn’t believe in #mumguilt.
We read once again her ‘troll making false accusations’ story.
We saw Nana. (What a surprise! Is she the appropriate adult supervising Ashley?)
We (unfortunately) saw her sexualising both her C-section scar and breastfeeding.
We saw Alf, but only for content. Pizza anyone?
We heard their over the top reactions at poor Alf spilling a bit of juice on himself.
We were told that she and TNB were having heated discussions about discipline for Alf (Science of Parenting or nothing, okay Tommy?)
We saw Ash house hunting alone. And getting her hair done. And her nails. And a workout. But she never gets time alone!

I’m sure there’s more, but that’s all horrifying enough.

Lovely day x
Click to expand...

Amazing recap!!
Whoever does the next thread can probably just copy & paste this, that’s my prediction 💀
 
willowtree2 said:
You missed out… she finally bought Alf a new pair of ‘booey’ PJs 👏🏼🤩🥳

For any newcomers Alf had the same fluffy onesie PJ’s for a year then she cut the feet off when it got to small and smelly cos she doesn’t like to fork out money on his clothes as ‘he’ll grow out of it’.
Click to expand...

Oh yes! That was a major milestone. (Only bought because they’re Tu #notanadbutihavetosayad )
---
@msmith2006 I accidentally put an extra s when I tagged you in the recap for thread title, sorry 🤦🏼‍♀️

Mods have edited the title to remove sh1t
 
InTheDollsHouse said:
Ashley James #34 Really good DJ & really good Mum, sh1t constantly leaks out of her mouth & bum
Title by @mssmith2006

Hello and welcome to another episode of All About Ashley!

You’d be forgiven for thinking the last one was a re-run, because it was the same old, same old, with just a sprinkling of fresh content hell.

We saw her boobs.
We heard that she was single for six years.
We were told how much she misses her friends.
We were told she’s moving back to London just because she misses her old life (someone should update Right Move).
We were yet again told she was stitched up wrong (spoiler - she wasn’t).
We saw her dj-ing pressing play on an iPad.
We saw her birth photo. Twice.
We read her ‘it doesn’t trigger me so i don’t care if it triggers you’ post.
We saw her favouring the girl child over the boy.
We also saw her shove 6 month old Adeline into full-time childcare (but starting later in the morning than Alf, because favourite).
We were told Ada takes a bottle. Then we saw that she doesn’t (lovely day x).
We collectively screamed at Ash for sending Ada to childcare without enough milk, in a heatwave, when Ash herself with her giant gifted cup talked about being sooo thirsty.
We saw - too many heartbreaking times - the sadness in Ada’s eyes and the dark circles under them.
We saw Ada being ‘weaned’ (I use that word loosely) and having a (possible) allergic reaction to eggs and salmon, then being fed fish fingers (I’m biting my tongue here).
We heard that she doesn’t believe in #mumguilt.
We read once again her ‘troll making false accusations’ story.
We saw Nana. (What a surprise! Is she the appropriate adult supervising Ashley?)
We (unfortunately) saw her sexualising both her C-section scar and breastfeeding.
We saw Alf, but only for content. Pizza anyone?
We heard their over the top reactions at poor Alf spilling a bit of juice on himself.
We were told that she and TNB were having heated discussions about discipline for Alf (Science of Parenting or nothing, okay Tommy?)
We saw Ash house hunting alone. And getting her hair done. And her nails. And a workout. But she never gets time alone!

I’m sure there’s more, but that’s all horrifying enough.

Lovely day x
Click to expand...
Thanks, love xx
 
anotherday07 said:
Her ‘dad guilt’ post on TIKTOK is getting a mixed reaction
Click to expand...

I'd forgotten she has TT. Her engagement there is even worse than Instagram 😂 and where she does get comments, it's things like this...
 

Attachments

  • Screenshot_20231008-190434_TikTok.jpg
    Screenshot_20231008-190434_TikTok.jpg
    18.1 KB · Views: 401
MidnightRambler said:
Pride of Britain awards tonight. Z List heaven including Ferne McCann, Laura Anderson, Fay Winter… not a hint of TV Presenter, Broadcaster, Model, DJ, Empowerment & Dating Coach, Podcaster Ashley James.

Must have sent the invite to the wrong address. Unless she’s RECEIVING an award for her selfless devotion to her hairdresser Michael Gray kids
Click to expand...

But, but, but…. They all breastfeed and if trash has taught me anything, then it’s that you can’t go out and do things without taking the baby with you or having on the street corner.
 
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Back
Top