Alice Liveing #13 DP when might you be home, to look after your fivehead gnome

[Greencatfysh]

New thread, amazing title by @pennypinchpam

 

[Same stuff different day]

Thanks for setting up and congrats @pennypinchpam for the title!

 

[Det.JaneClementineRizzoli]

Bit late to the party on the Ad, but she's got the weirdest hoovering action I've ever seen...makes me look a bit mental when I'm doing mine

 

[PsychoKitty]

Love the title! "When might you be home" makes me laugh so much.

 

[pennypinchpam]

Thanks for setting up and congrats @pennypinchpam for the title!

Never felt prouder. I’ve got my hair and make up done and pulled on my The Fireman’s Concubine dress to celebrate

 

[MilkAndTwoSugars]

Never felt prouder. I’ve got my hair and make up done and pulled on my The Fireman’s Concubine dress to celebrate

@pennypinchpam when might you be home….? so we can come celebrate with you

 

[Greencatfysh]

Her sharing this image defeats her whole message. Is this meant to be “bad stats”?

 

[PsychoKitty]

Exercise burns calories and makes you hungry. Groundbreaking stuff!

 

[Greencatfysh]

Exercise burns calories and makes you hungry. Groundbreaking stuff!

Also, if you’re in a calorie deficit and tracking your calories, this is the entire point. Obviously if I go to the gym and then come home and smash a fry up and a McDonald’s every day, I’m going to fail at reaching my fat loss goal the whole point is to stay in deficit.

 

[JayRad]

I don’t even know what to say about this one

 

[Tjed21]

Also, if you’re in a calorie deficit and tracking your calories, this is the entire point. Obviously if I go to the gym and then come home and smash a fry up and a McDonald’s every day, I’m going to fail at reaching my fat loss goal the whole point is to stay in deficit.

Ah damn!
That's what I've been doing wrong

 

[Same stuff different day]

I don’t even know what to say about this one

Chipmunk in a hat

 

[Greencatfysh]

It’s her Randall from Monsters Inc smile

 

[Farmer Sam]

I don’t even know what to say about this one

Can we crowdfund to buy her a bra, or at least a bra that supports?! I think she’s hoping Andy P might be watching that little show.

 

[Londoncailín]

I don’t even know what to say about this one

Gives me Reverend Kane from Poltergeist vibes

 

[Greencatfysh]

I still can’t get over the Roofers Granddaughter being a real brand. And the fact that she loves them as well as the Vampires Wife or whatever it is. Sooo funny

 

[Same stuff different day]

Can we crowdfund to buy her a bra, or at least a bra that supports?! I think she’s hoping Andy P might be watching that little show.

She needs a proper bra soooo badly. It makes me nuts.

 

[Farmer Sam]

I still can’t get over the Roofers Granddaughter being a real brand. And the fact that she loves them as well as the Vampires Wife or whatever it is. Sooo funny

It’s the names isn’t it. She could find a linen dress very similar to that at a fraction of the price without resorting to disposable fast fashion shite shops. But no, because it’s the Chimney Sweep’s Half Sister she thinks it’s better. Copying Lydiot Millen, such a poor look in so many ways.

 

[Blinda7]

I can't believe she is "running errands" in almost a $400 dress ... when you think she can't get anymore unrelatable she does it again

 

[SarcasticEllis]

She’ll only be wearing “the plumbers cousin” frocks etc cos they’ll be a wee pet project of someone who’s mixing in certain social circles that Alice desperately wants to be part of