RECAP #282
•Hello everyone and welcome to the Christmas edition of the recap! While some of us are freezing our butts off, it’s Summer for many of our tattlers, including Bianca and Ioan who are in Oz for the holidays (and work for Bianca).
•We kick off the thread in Brisbane with Bianca at Tiffany’s
•She tries on a necklace which we know, historically, winds Alice right up.
•Bianca posts a selfie story showing the humidity and its effects on her hair. It still looked a million times better than Alice’s three hairs on their best days
•Alice posts a story with Cameo’s review of her year and it totals 11 minutes. She has spent 11 minutes in all of 2024 making cameos. Why she decided to post that, who knows? Is she proud of those 11 minutes? Does she think it shows a good faith attempt to work? Was she throwing us a laugh??
•Alice posts two scarfless videos, which were really something. It scared me. It looked like she tried to swallow an alien, it got stuck in her throat and is now trying to fight its way out of her neck. I say, long live the enormous scarves.
•Bianca posts some photos from a baby sprinkle being held for one of her friends, she’s enjoying herself and catching up with people.
•Alice posts some flight pics for ‘I Was Feeling Festive’ convention. A selfie and one of a plane, because no one has ever seen a plane at a gate before.
•Alice posts a picture with “Elijah” her ‘favourite’ son (giggle, cause we know the troof).
•I’m personally loving seeing a snarkier Bianca, if it even hits the bar for snark. She posts a photo with a snakeskin that was shed by a snake as a necklace, with a caption that basically mocks the Rolex furore.
•For good measure, Andrea Burkhart makes a point to comment under Bianca’s snakeskin post but zero reference to Alice. She was just joking about how little Bianca’s snakeskin was compared to what we all know can be found in the wild in Australia.
•Alice posts a group photo of her and other attendees, sticking out like a sore
thumb fist.
•Bianca posts a story with everyone enjoying the Summertime, outdoors
•The con was everything we expected it to be. Falling scenery, freezing guests (and attendees) with blankets over their laps, Alice’s terrible taste in clothes and her mouth the size of an airfield.
•Alice claims that she has come home from the con to letters from opposing counsel. She swears the truth is coming……and this is where the term
tit loaf was born
•Hiraeth pops in to let us know that Janina filed paperwork unavailability over Christmas, and Hiraeth’s thoughts, as well as the document can be found here. Thanks!
https://tattle.life/threads/alice-e...more-abstract-than-abject.47627/post-21273604
•Alice posts a story that Elsie is in her room singing 80’s songs. But Alice says she has no idea where she learned them even though Alice is the most involved and loving mother ever.
•Alice is papped looking like
1million dollars tit https://tattle.life/threads/alice-e...more-abstract-than-abject.47627/post-21283678
•Alice announces a virtual con with 3 separate videos. One in broken English, a 2cnd in broken French and a 3rd in broken Spanish.*
•Alice also posts a promo for the virtual con on her grid
•Alice claims that once she pays off all her bills, in the “hopefully not too distant future,” she plans to be like Kat Graham and do free videos and zooms with a random selection of fans who might not be able to afford it.
•Reminder that she’s only done 11 minutes of cameos in 2024 and many of those weren’t even on time for paying customers AND with an electric bill outstanding to the tune of nearly $5000.
•Speaking of her electric bill. In the space
heater of about 48-72 hours, Alice’s bill had gone down by $2.72, down again by about fiver and then up again by $141 bucks, resting at a cool $4896.50
•Bianca posts she and Ioan on a domestic flight from Brisbane to Byron Bay to spend Christmas with her mum
•The tattlers on this thread are, as far as I’m concerned, among the funniest people in de wuuuurld. When there is a lull or the occasion calls for it, we’re always good for a game.
•Ol Soaks wasn’t caught up so I settled in to read all the “Thank you 2024 for showing me that….” when it came to an abrupt end before it really began
•There was a new filing on the docket
and Fat Al is challenging the prenup that she signed 102 times. It’s a subpoena for Alice and Michelle Katz, her lawyer for the PMA. Docs can be found here, thanks Butter Tart!
I've got quite a few friends that have ADHD, some have only just found out in the last 5yrs or so that they it. None of them have ever been horrible to anyone, that I know of. One friend does take things personally at bit more than others, but we (herself included) just thought it was the way...
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•Little side note, I always thought that when Alice called her Mickey Katz in messages to Ioan, she was just mocking that her last name is Katz, with Mickey being a famous mouse. Turns out that Michelle does indeed go by Mickey ☺
•More things of note are Vlad changing his handle to Rolex Clad Vlad
, someone dropping $100 into Alice’s pathetic go fund me and Alice is still crying and whining all over the single mothers groups.
•Alice reposts a highlight reel from the con in Covington that a fan put together, onto her grid so it must have appealed to her ego
•Alice posts a plug for the Christmas card and the UP faith and family channel (or subscription app, whatever it is).
*Her lips/mouth are so big she could huff and puff and blow your house down, even if it were made of indestructible materials.
•This might be the last recap of 2024 so I truly hope that I and B as well as the girls have a fantastic Christmas. The same goes for all of our gang here.
•I know that Christmas can be super stressful or put a microscope on some of the shittier aspects of the past year, for some. I hope everyone finds peace, solace and many exceptional snacks over the holidays. And cuddles from your animal babies.
•We’re missing a load of our regular contributors over the course of 2024 so we are sending well wishes to them all and can’t wait for them to return.
•And to everyone reading this, I truly hope y’all have a magic holiday season whether it’s with a big group or whether it’s just you and your favourite YouTube channel. I hope that you leave 2025 with far more good memories than bad. And I hope Judge Josh lands. The
bleeping. Plane.
