Recap:
•Alice was posting a lot of crap on instagram right at the end of the last thread
•We got some pictures of Emma
•We were treated to not one but two reels that her new teenage please-adopt-me-please-be-my-mother fan base made
•Alice posted a bullshit story to her insta stories. She claimed that she was stacking the dishwasher (lie 1) when Elsie walked over and said (lie 2 and I paraphrase ) “mom no offence but you’re doing it wrong. I’ll take over.” The only thing we believe is that Elsie was stacking the dishwasher.
•Alice is still trying to make a “we” out of her and Ioan by claiming that “getting Emma was the best thing
we ever did for the girls.”
•Alice has received over $500k from Ioan and not all of it above board and much is subject to reallocation as she has been massively overpaid
•Alice said both girls were on play dates, which checks out. Why parent your kids when others can?
•Alice was papped in the wild in two different outfits, receiving a food shopping order with her norks out. She doesn’t even shop for the family but then again, four conventions
booked can be very demanding.
•Katie Hind “wrote” a piece for the DM that claimed Ioan’s friends spoke to her to clear up some mistruths about Alice’s RFO
•To be fair it was pretty harsh but it could also have been Alice
beHIND it to do her victim schtick
•The DM comments were damning
•So Alice posted some fan chat that she’s participating in for her role as Faith in the Christmas card for Christmas in July
•Then Alice, nursing her wounds from the ass kicking the public opinion gave her, posted a “Thank You” post literally with the words thank you and some sort of humble-caption, saying she was overwhelmed with all the
ridicule support
•Feeling like the old days to be honest. Threads are flying, Alice has been frenetically posting on instagram, she dirty deleted that late night photo of the girls, deleting threads that she is fighting in. The typos are getting worse, everyone is I and B, I and B run tattle, all tattlers will be exposed/sued/destroyed. Sneaky fighting in the comments of old posts when trying to refrain from outright posting smack on her grid
•Alice posted a mushy congrats on Alexandra Daddario’s pregnancy announcement, knowing full well she was just with Ioan in Italy and caught up with him
•As of this writing Alice is drunk, fighting under her thank you post (LOL) with someone she believes to be Hiraeth. She is really riled by Hiraeth tonight
•Alice is simultaneously claiming that Katie Hind’s article incorrectly turned her RFO to the court into a personal declaration and that the RFO is her personal declaration that she herself signed
•New side character alerts: children’s book author and her dumb husband Mike
•ALICE: CHANGE YOUR BIO AND YOUR DAMN NAME
Thank you Stone Mountain for the new thread and congrats Narc Rage on the title! Please add on anything I may have forgotten and tattle on, friends