Alice Evans & Ioan Gruffudd #256 Where are your bank statements, Food Stamp Fatty?

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Congratulations to @Ralphiegirl and @Ametrine for the bank statements bit adding to the winning Food Stamp Fatty from @love2u nommed by @IKickLikeKatya

Maybe we can have Beverly Hills 902-no Yo for the next thread, cos this is NEVER gonna end.

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Is anyone surprised that discipline had no effect on Alice ?

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Didn't Alice try to use fear on Ioan to move him back to her side?
Alice has used fear to control the kids. We will be homeless, broke, the bogan could kill them...

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RECAP:
•That thread went rather quick
•No response from ioan but he has many weeks to reply and it’s a bank holiday in the US so we’re on response-watch from tomorrow business day PST
•Alice posted what appeared to be a very staged photo of the girls sleeping and revealed that they clean the house and make breakfast for her
•Alice did not take the girls to any 4th of July celebrations, she just fought on instagram
•Alice decided to wade into Labours win, seriously pissing off single moms and working individuals and people on both sides of the Atlantic
•It was really rich of Alice, according to many commenters, to cry out that change is coming to the uk when she likely hadn’t voted, doesn’t live or even visit there
•She also took a tit kicking for not working in the US
•To which Alice proclaimed proudly that she has booked 4 conventions this year and it was now time for their father to, ahem, contribute and she’s now an activist for both parents to contribute to their kids, all across America
•England is through to the semi finals
•Tone is back-ish
•Alice drunkenly posted a photo in the middle of the night with Ella at the front and Elsie behind with her arms around her Ella’s shoulders and very quickly dirty deleted…
•pap shots of Alice in the wild, with faux surprise and a take out coffee, because she’s on a very limited budget….her outfit sure looked cheap and unwashed $1000 a month in laundry amirite? And what was her monthly clothing budget?!
•Alice was reasonably quiet Saturday *hungover*
•It occurred to me that Alice might rely on my recaps to put together the pieces of lost days for her
•Sunday and it’s a post with a platitude about and a caption about being the most amazing mother in the world
•Then she posted yet another crappy red carpet throwback picture where she was Ioan’s +1 showing again how she is focused on the future and leaving that chapter behind her🤭
•Ioan and Bianca are back in LA
•She has just posted another reel which I can’t get to as I’m writing the recap
•Soaky has snacks and supplies
•Thank you for everyone’s individual contributions from content, thread making, titles, screen grabs, jokes
•Personally hoping House of Tea comes back soon
•Alice has posted another photo before I’ve been able to post this recap. May go through snacks and supplies faster than anticipated
 
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Every mother thinks their kids, especially daughters tell them everything. I know my Mum thought that, and she even tried the 70's thing of 'you can call me (insert first name) rather than Mum, if you like' 😅🤣 I had a great relationship with my Mum throughout my teens, but she really didn't 'know' me. I became an expert at forging her signature and spend good amount of time at home rather than school! No wonder I failed all my exams! My own kids were open with me to a degree, but they had their own secrets which even now I am still finding out 🤣😅 My son was always and still is enigma to me and my husband. Outwardly he comes across as very confident, happy and outgoing. Everyone remembers him going to school in his outrageous outfits. He is really the total opposite of that, and has quite a few mental health issues that have caused us lots of anxiety. Hopefully neither of Alice’s kids have such problems, but for someone who is really oblivious to her kids needs, she better hope they have someone to talk to, if they do.
 
No, don't look over there when the bad stuff about what I've been doing comes out. Ignore anything that shows I've had money and maybe I've been fibbing about being broke and the ex not supporting me or the kids all the way through just a little recently. 🤭


No, look over here as I campaign to show that I'm the bestest mommy ever and you must remember that it is I who am the original plus one at his film events.

Meeeeeee!


All joking aside, this is rattled behavior. Lordy, it just be bad then.

MOO
 
Congratulations to @Ralphiegirl and @Ametrine for the bank statements bit adding to the winning Food Stamp Fatty from @love2u nommed by @IKickLikeKatya

Maybe we can have Beverly Hills 902-no Yo for the next thread, cos this is NEVER gonna end.

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my first partial thread title winner!! To celebrate I’m going to post a selfie from 20 years ago but crop out @Loveu2 and @Ametrine and @IKickLikeKatya 😀😀 hopefully I get a bajillion likes and everyone tells me how beautiful I am (was) x
 
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