Grifters of the Caribbean
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Congrats to @CrazySquirrelLady for having the winning title.
Carrying over from the last thread...
Don't really care if you made a donation to an organization, David.
You didn't need to broadcast it but it would have been even better if you SHOWED the AMOUNT you gave. $5? $50? $500? $5,000? For someone seemingly rolling in $$$ and "first class" this and "first class" that, you sure are suddenly secretive about it.
That being said, this is NOT how you respond to a comment like this cuz all it does is show your donation - whatever the amount - was basically lip service.
Fuck off, you fucking POS narcissist.
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Yep. If I had to see it, you have to see it.
Only a true narcissist films himself like this.
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I don’t wanna see fucking Adam and his hairy chippy tits!(The next movie is Fantasia, which is why I voted for "Ahead of its time")
Well, we get the trademark sideways smirk in the thumbnail today!
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He worked out at home early in the day, because...he checked in to Disney’s Beach Club Villas. Yes, he said he'd be home the entire month, but apparently that doesn't include a staycation at WDW. What a complete joke this guy is. And 35 minutes of the bullshit!
And these complete nuthuggers who make comments right after the video is posted. It was up for 13 minutes, this person posted after 11 minutes, and the vlog is 35 minutes long so you haven't even watched it!
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Grateful! Holy @&#^! I don't know who is more mentally ill, Adam or the Woovians...
The strangest thing about this is it sets Adam up for an evening in Epcot during his least favorite festival, Food & Wine. We know how Adam dislikes the "atmosphere" around World Showcase in the evening with the alcohol present, so this choice is curious. Of course, he figures a way around it - he spends almost no time in Epcot!
Staying at a DVC resort and using DVC points provided Adam an excuse to re-explain in as much confusing detail as he can muster, how DVC works, how home resorts work, how points work, etc. He goes on and on about it all. He's stayed at the Boardwalk, which is a bit father away but not much. Yet all these years he's "wonder what it would be like to stay as close as possible to Epcot". Well, Adam, it would be just like the Boardwalk, but with a better pool and a slightly shorter walk. There's not much of a mystery here, buddy.
He also over-explains the check in process with the app, and he has to wander around as if he's giving a tour so he can say this is informational for his vlog and write if off on his taxes, and then checks out the merch in the gift shop and gets a coffee. Mr. "You can just check in on the app" realizes he has no idea how to get to his room (there must be a map on the app, right?) and heads back to the front desk to get a map.
Then it's time for the typically awful ATW room tour you've seen many times before. The safety poster features characters from Pinocchio and that allows him to mention that he has just watched it while on the treadmill, yada, yada, yada. Mr. Moneybags booked a 1 bedroom villa even though he's alone, maybe they had no studios available, and even with the big Hawaii trip he likely has points to burn with 600 a year.
He says he'll probably hit the hot tub later after the sun goes down, super, can't wait. He says the following, which makes no sense on many levels, but just because you used your points and checked your family into a villa doesn't mean you stayed there. He simultaneously says he stayed in a 1 bedroom villa and stayed at his place in this statement: "I have stayed in one-bedroom Villas before where my aunt and my three nephews or second cousins stayed, I always refer to them as nephews but really I think they're second cousins, about 6, 7, even 8 months ago, we stayed in a one-bedroom villa at a different resort, it was set up the same way, they pulled this out. My mom and I stayed at my place while my aunt and them stayed on property."
He says he'll probably "take a bath" later, so between that and the hot tub, wow, thanks for letting us know - I mean, did the viewers need to know about the bath, really? He really thinks he's talking to his best friend or a girlfriend or something and not the camera. He calls the toilet "the commode" because why call anything what it actually is when you can call it something sort of like what it is, but not what it is? View attachment 3221972 q
His plan is to head into Epcot, then when the sun goes down come back and hit the pool for a bit. I assume he'll go back in for the fireworks He stands on the bridge over the water from the Boardwalk side to the Beach Club/Epcot side and says "I would come sometimes, I would come up here on this very balcony and I would watch the fireworks spectacular over on the world showcase Lagoon from here without going in the park." It's a bridge, buddy, not a balcony.
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Of course he spots the friggin' air balloon from Disney Springs and points it out with his crap zoom. He says the sun is permeating for the 3rd or 4th time since the video began, so middle of October and still complaining about the Florida weather. But he loves it there.
Adam's not happy when he first gets into World Showcase because there are too many people around. Can you imagine? It clears up approaching China and he starts to feel better. Apparently, it's dinner time. He's been on quite the health kick for two days now, walking at an 18 min pace for about 5 miles each day, so I'm sure he's going to target something healthy for dinner.
"I'm headed over to the Mexico Pavilion, I've been craving nachos all day. There's a quick service place right across from the Pavilion that has pretty good nachos."
Whomp whomp whomp.
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The repeating is full on, about where he's eating, how the line was short, how it's a good value compared to the festival booths, and how it's one of his go-to places. At least twice for everything. Adam was thinking while he ate about how he doesn't know when he'll get to Mexico on his international travels, but says he definitely will, and that even though he's been to Tijuana, he'd like to "get to some of the other Mexico places one day." Can you name even one of the "other Mexico places", Adam?
Now, time to look in stores . And that's it - he walked in, got nachos, looked in a gift shop, and walked out. Thrilling. Back in front of the Beach Club, he looks at the sunset and says it's "made to sit on a beach chair and watch it, and that's what I'm gonna do." Of course he doesn't do it, because he spent all that time in a gift shop he's too late, the sun is now already behind the Boardwalk resort by the time he even approaches the chairs. So he just continues his awful tour. He seems to have food or something in his throat from dinner, it sounds gross.
When he does a video where he tours someplace and feels the need to point everything out, the constant, endless "you've got" and "right there" and "over here" and "over there" is so, so awful. I guess he never listens to himself. It's as bad as people who use the word "like" every other word or "ummm" between thoughts, which Adam probably frowns upon.
He goes back to the room and when he gets in the elevator, he's carrying a bag. He never mentioned buying anything, so I'm wondering what that's all about
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Then suddenly, he's back down at the beach. Did he ever go to the pool and the hot tub? He is actually afraid to go in to Epcot to see Luminous. He's going to "see what it looks like from around the Beach Club". He literally has nothing to do, so he walks over to the Boardwalk wedding pavilion "to get the view of the resort I'm staying at across the water" JFC. This is his view of the show, with no music or sound at all
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Then he moves to his "balcony" bridge and gets a better view, but still no sound. He says this might be the place to watch the New Year's fireworks without having to deal with the "madness" inside Epcot. Because I'm sure the crowd on this bridge on a Monday night in the middle of October will be just like the crowd he finds on it on New Year's Eve.
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After the fireworks, he shows us the laundry facilities. And then he closes out the night with a bath and he shows us this, ENJOY
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BTW, speaking of him and religion, there's no cross coming out of the top, but his chest tattoo is the "Heart of Jesus"
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Like wearing the hat backwards so he can cosplay his "thug life" persona, David is trying new things as he slides into the oblivion of old age and irrelevance, and this time it's the sad reveal of his shirtless betatted upper bare torso in hopes of moistening up the panties of his older geriatric Woovian fanbase. Put the Hawaiian shirt on you old fool! He's living a shrug life, not a thug life. He's embarrassing himself now.Why is he showing himself in the bath now?
Why is he showing himself in the bath now?