sophie cachia

Our average geriatric mummy loving @ChunkyCustard Shaw knows a good thread title when she sees one; and I always appreciate a reminder in Cachia miss it when you make a half-hearted attempt to look for it (much like Soph would do). The last thread was more of the Stellar my, my, my, it’s me...

Welcome to thread 38! The former durry Queen of Tullamarine has momentarily traded her title to become the Queen of the One-Night-Peen so she could get up the duff with her third miracle baby whilst getting a headboard bang. Sometimes lesbians crave that, you know. But everyone should just be...

Helloooooo my favourite, twin flame, angle baby humans! Welcome to thread #37 for the Young Mummy herself, Sophie Cachia. Big congrats to @savefloss for the winning thread title. As for a recap…another little Cachia is on the way! Sophie’s completely normal reaction to news of Jarryd siring...

With the same number of votes as Soph’s favourite dual lesbian cunnilingus position (69), @SophiaCarCrashia won naming rights for the new thread with “Pomegranate cunnilingus from a directionless dingus. Career on the Wroks, hunting for footy player box”. Unfortunately like every holiday Soph...

Helloooo my angle darlings! Welcome to thread #35 for author/CEO/professional athlete/journalist/presenter/young mummy Sophie Cachia. Thank you to @Sure…Media! For the winning thread title. I’m very sorry, but for the sake of accuracy and my journalistic integrity, I had to tweak it ever so...

Thanks to @Limpy Love @SophiaCarCrashia and @phonies for the title! I am nowhere near witty enough for a recap so someone else please do it!

New thread thanks @phonies for thread title That was a long ass thread lol didn’t think we would make it to #33 before 2024

Congratulations @phonies for your thread title! You win a life size print of one of the funniest images below from the last thread: as the scarf says… AWKS! Carry on 👏🏼

Congratulations @OvercapitalisingQueen, your (slightly shortened) suggestion is the winner for this thread. The original title 'Caught stealing photos now she’s on a deleting spree, wishing she was still with BWAB 1 so she could watch the Matilda’s for free' was like Betty large foot and shoes...

Well humans, we did it. We finally made it to a new thread for everyone’s favourite lesbian CEO author Sophia Cachia. Thread title courtesy of the social media girl, @Sure…Media!

New thread! Thanks to @StickyTapeTits for the brilliant thread title 👏🏻

Have at it Chompettes.. we’ve pancake flapped our way into thread 28. Congrats to @svpotatochips for the winning thread title with 37 likes: 17 new styles in her pj line and a face like Jocelyn Wildenstein 👏🏼👏🏼 I feel like this might be your first winning Sophia title, well done, now its time...

Hello darling angel baby Chompettes! Welcome to thread 27 for Sophie Cachia. Thank you (I think) to @Plagiarou for our new thread title with a massive 76 votes. Edited for length. Go wait in a bathroom stall and the World’s First and Greatest Lesbian Podcaster will be with you shortly with your...

Welcome angels to thread #26 for Sophie Cachia. Carry on! Watch out for snakes 🐍🐍🐍 --- Oops, congrats and thank you to @Pollie for the winning thread title!!!

Sped through thread #24 like Scummy on disco biccies.. congrats to @meangorls on the winning title. Had to trim it and tuck it like Sophia’s famous flaps, here’s the original title in all its glory: Sophie Cachia #25 Green pool in the jail yard for hours of fun. Look out, here comes another...

Happy new year, my angel bestie soul mate chompettes! Welcome to thread #24 for the Young Mummy Sophie Cachia. Congrats to @influenzer_takedown for the winning thread title! Had to edit it slightly for length. Does anyone have a suggestion for the prize cupboard? I’ll put a question box on the...

Hello my darling angel chompettes! Welcome to thread 23 for Sophie Cachia aka the (not so) Young Mummy. Coming in hot with the alliteration skills of a grade 2 student, we have @sophie’s hairy salmon with the winning thread title. You could be a best selling lesbian author with that talent...

Hello my darling angel chompettes and welcome to thread #22 for our Bajama Queen Sophie Cachia (nee Shaw, never Garrick). Thank you to @Sure…Media! for the new thread title. Unfortunately as an employee, you are ineligible for a prize. Soz babes. An extra special thank you to our favourite...

Hello Chompettes! Welcome to thread #21 for Tickets from Tullamarine herself, Sophie Cachia aka the Young Mummy. Congrats to @First & Best @ Everything. You were the first and best at thread titles this week! I’m sending you the Cachia Christmas bajamas! They should arrive by March. Maybe. An...

My angel, soul mate chompettes, welcome to thread #20 for the Young Mummy, Sophie Cachia! What a milestone! Time flies when you’re having fun!! I’m feeling a bit…dare I say it…jealous?! You’re a real celeb now Soph! Congrats to @GeorgieBox for the winning thread title. I’m sending you a yappy...

Welcome to thread #19 for the Young Mummy Sophie Cachia. Well Tattlers, it finally happened. In news that will shock no one, Sophie and Maddie broke up. Can’t wait to see where this thread takes us! Thank you to @Emilyemily99 for the brilliant thread title 🔥. I’ve been too upset over the break...

New thread, thanks to @Pollie for the title. Looking forward to @Sure…Media! ‘s recap

Welcome to thread #17 for the (not so) Young Mummy and everyone’s favourite female lesbian, best selling author, managing director, CEO Sophie Cachia. Thanks to @Chompers Chompers Chomper for our winning thread title suggestion. I’ve found the last snot free box of Aisuru lipsticks and they’re...

Thread #17 for everyone’s favourite female lesbian, best selling author Sophie Cachia aka the (not so) Young Mummy. Thank you and congrats to @Pollie for the winning thread title! I don’t have a prize lined up because my bloody PA forgot to remind me and then no one responded to my desperate...

New thread for the (not) young mummy, Sophie Cachia! Congrats to @Chompers Chompers Chomper for the winning thread title. Butchered slightly to fit. Original is: You're and your are hard to master, Maddie can't get to Italy faster, solo parenting is proving a disaster Sorry, feeling pretty...