simone anderson

Well, the last thread gave us a lot of excitement, and more than a few questions. Thanks to Butt3rfly for the very popular new name, and hopefully our friend SpillingTheTea2024 can return when they are good and ready. Until then, we have questions from the last few months. Like: - What...

Congrats to @#freshsheetfriday for this threads title. Your prize is the use of a Dodge Ram for a weekend and free babysitting courtesy of Wendy. Big welcome to @Spillingthetea2024 who is coming in hot with gossip to share. Ask away!!! I’ll go first - are the rumours about Trent true? What’s...

Look, I know the rules state that the highest votes determine the new title, but a) the winning voted title was way too long to fit and b) this title was just far and away the best one...it was just suggested way too late for people to see it and vote for it. Congratulations to @BondJamesBond...

Kia ora koutou e te whānau, and welcome to another accountability session for our favourite fraud. Thanks to me for the new title, not hard to win a competition when you’re the only entrant! Almost as easy as being the friend of an influencer doing a massive giveaway! You can find Simone’s...

Congratulations to @NotaAD you win the thread title for number 52. Your prize is a heavily used butt plug. To recap the last thread Simone continues to steal recipes and pass them off as her own. She has taken to wearing god awful onsies out in public. Her Shein and DHgate purchases are so...

WELLLLLCOME one and all to the death spiral of Simone Anderson's influencing career. Congratulations @snarkersusie for another wonderful thread title, your prize is an invitation to Adver's third birthday party. Good luck figuring out the dress code. You can find Simone’s wiki here, please...

The thread naming honours of lucky thread number 50 go to @WatermelonSugar22 Name your prize xx

Congratulations to @trentstillworksfromhome you win this coveted thread title. Apologies as I did need to adjust it a smidge to fit it all in. Your prize was going to be hundreds of old embrace crops, however Simone kindly donated them to Visionwest on your behalf. I couldn’t see any poll...

Thank you to @trentstillworksfromhome for our new thread name AND for being the MVP of the last thread for your "epic" investigation of all our girl's besties! Your prize is a pack of expired anti-hangover tablets, another weekend away where you're on house arrest to the accommodation, 2 pairs...

Haere mai Hobsonville Housewife, so good to have you back naming threads like the boss babe that you are. Gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss kween! Here we all are, thread #47 of marveling at just how utterly thin the veneer of one woman's "perfect" life can be. In the last thread we enjoyed...

New thread time. Congratulations to @BondJamesBond for the thread title. You win the New Years extravaganza prize!!!!!! You can expect it to contain the following, although some of these haven’t been seen in a while so we can’t guarantee delivery. 1 x black washing basket 1 x indoor herb garden...

Stop the bus! Thread #45 is here! As @thermominx rightfully stated, NO TIME FOR RHYMES, THERE'S BEEN A CRIME! and we aren't just talking about Simmo's crimes against fashion and Photoshop fails. Thank you to @#gifted# for the thread name. Simple like our girl, but effective, unlike her efforts...

Congratulations to @snarkersusie for another cracker title, sorry I had to shorten it to fit. Your prize is a bucket of slop (in the colour of your choosing!) straight from Simmo’s spare Thermomix. Pickup from Ote Boathouse or whatever that mansion in the middle of nowhere was called. Honestly...

Congratulations to @HelloFreshDiscountCode you win the coveted thread title name for number 43. Your prize is a 12 month subscription to Simone’s new Subscribers* feature on Insta. You can look forward to many many shots of her children and finding out why Asher was given a pot plant. Riveting...

Winning thread title goes to @snarkersusie Your prize is a no expenses paid trip to Hobsonville for a one-on-one spelling lesson with Simone, congratulations! Just devine 🙌🏼

Congratulation @trentstillworksfromhome, you win your very own peach butt plug!

Happy Saturday, thick cunts! Hope we're all enjoying our weekend-only coffee made on our Thermomixes #ad in our most devine #assthetic #anaesthetic #aesthetic kitchens. A big thank you to @NotaAD for the thread title. Unfortunately it had to be slightly shortened to fit in the title. An even...

Congratulations to me for the new thread title, as a reward I'll send my kids to a few more hours of daycare so I can have a massage, a manicure and sit around reading Tattle threads and writing fake instagram messages to myself telling me what an incredible mother and human I am. For new...

Congratulations to @#nofiller for this great title, you win a gift card to get your fillers topped up! You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ The highlight of the last thread was when someone came and claimed that they were...

As usual, @hobsonville_housewife coming in hot with the most popular thread name...at this point I think there's a steady stream of Bambini Fashions flowing to your storage unit...try to get in there soon to stop Tent from wearing them please. You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this...

You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ --- Congratulations to @snarkersusie on naming this thread. You have won a miniature washing machine, a ceviche plate, free leaf wall decal removal and a lobotomy to remove the...

You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ --- Congratulations to @trentstillworksfromhome on naming this thread. Your prize is a marked down bow chair, 12 boxes of newborn Cute & Co nappies and leaf decals for your walls that...

Congratulations to @hobsonville_house. You win an F45 Membership, set your alarm clock for 5am! You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ Big news in the last thread, Simone conceded her legal battle against Pebbles.

Credit to me for the thread title. Can someone please make me a red curry for my prize? You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/

Thanks to @#freshsheetfriday for the thread name. Your prize is obviously some frozen grapes (cook book not included, you’ll have to buy that to get the recipe). You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ Following on from the...