sarahs day

thank you @team dudmum for the winning thread title! I’ll let someone wittier than I recap 🤭 Carry on!

Thread title thanks to @Cookie626! The last thread saw the birth of H, Sarah's third moneymaker. Poor thing is having a bad time atm, and not just because he has Sarah for a mum. He has severe reflux, which is awful... for Sarah. In case you've missed her stories since she gave birth, every day...

Original thread title suggestion by @cumglaze (Three kids she’ll be over her head, neglectful by choice, her kids' cries drowned by her own selfish voice) was unfortunately too long so was amended. In case you didn't know, Sarah is pregnant and is having a boy! Shock, I know! Some discussions...

@yikessarah 👏 I am bad at recaps, if someone would like to give one please go for gold. We are all on the absolute edge of our seats waiting for the announcement of the third money maker’s gender (hint hint it’s a boy).

Thread title thanks to @Cookie626! Can't remember anything in particular that's happened in the last thread - that's just how boring she's become. So if anyone can remember anything please share! We ended the last thread with more pregnancy speculation after D Bowls shared CCTV footage of...

The most liked title is this one by @shaaanxosucks ! Title is in reference to Tattlers discovering Kurt had been liking Instagram pictures of scantily clad women with his KJTilse account. Naughty boy! You can see for yourself in these posts: 1, 2, 3, 4. Honourable mentions go to: @Spanner14...

Thread title winner goes to @Wafflecakes ! We know Sarah would NEVER eat waffles let alone cakes... and now poor Malakai will also never be able to either, thanks to his mother projecting her restrictions and disordered eating onto her innocent child. Continue...

Thread name by @Cookie626! This thread title is in reference to when M was in hospital and Sarah decided to do a skincare routine to "romanticise" the non-romantic situation. Her words, not ours. Recap: Did the Curly Girl Method for a third time for all of two days. Insisted she has naturally...

Thanks to @Cookie626 for the new thread title! The first part of the title is in reference to Sarah letting F use a large chef's knife to chop up some fruit on his own while she storied with her back to him. But it's ok because she has been trained by professional chefs while working on Sunee...

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Thanks to @MrsHaydos for the thread title! For anyone new checking in, the first part of the title is a reference to Rug Gate, where Sarah lied about the condition of a rug in order to sell it close to original price ($850). She claimed the rug was "basically brand new" and barely used but...

Welcome to a new thread! I think the last one was the slowest thread we've had for a long time and that's because our extra smol milf boss babe has been extra boring of late. Thanks to @Triceratops for the title! There isn't much to recap. We ended the last thread with the news that Kurt has...

Title credit to @sezzyscammer! There's really not much to recap as sis has been extra boring lately. The only thing that moved the last thread along was the pyjama drama.

Title credit to @judgymcjudgeface! Here's a quick recap of things since the creation of the last thread, taken from the Wiki: Claimed Kurt was in Melbourne for 14 days, then 10. He was gone 7 days. Claimed she has it harder than single mums because they're used to it, whereas she's not. Fat...

Credit @Winky 👏👏👏

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@BooBoobedoo Today is Sez-meister’s 30th bday and woowee is it a turbulent Tuesday in the Tilse household! “Ugly” pink bathrobes galore, naked slumbers and hawt mum chats. What will the rest of the day bring?!

@pippyforyou (kween of thread titles). Honourable mention to @lbwadoam for their suggestion of “who even cares at this point”.

@cumcustard 💸

P.s Kurt is away so now I am the only NEWBORN AND TODDLAH MUM to ever parent solo, in the history of like ever! @Flexicon 👏

… oh and she hates your cat Credit: @babybuns88 (honorary mention to @pippyforyou)

Hey Sissys, long time no car chat! I've been sOoOoOo BUSY with "that" and "that" *waves hand in general direction of offspring* that I haven't had any ME time! I'm barely going to pilates once a day, and my employees friends even interrupt me when I do to ask me questions like "Should we put a...

@yikessarah 👌🏽✌🏼👏

@Flexicon

@aPriCoT bOObiEs 👏