sallie axl

So our Sal has rebranded her socials to Jungle Padel Tulum Rat girl - GONE Lyra Music - GONE Girl Talk with Sallie Axl - GONE She has got herself a fella with money who must be funding this venture cos she hasn’t got a pot to piss in. She has apparently moved over to Tulum with little S...

New thread just in time for her “amazing” dj set from a cave in TULUM* *that she paid for with a groupon offer 🤣 Thread title as per @Lyla001

So our Sal went awol for a few days and had us worried sick but fear not she is back baby 🥳 Thread title winner was @WhatasadlifeJane, well done a crate of crab sticks are on the way 🦀 So where in the world is our favourite porta potty ???

Well done @KittyKat1988 for the new title 🥳 A 23andme test is on its way so you can also find out if you are part Scandinavian part cunt 🤣 Can someone do a quick recap plz

Thanks to @BirkenheadTranny for the shiny new thread title! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-axl-56-stuck-in-bed-still-rough-as-a-dog-its-never-her-fault-lets-blame-the-frog.37529/ Sadly Donkey Punch didn't make it into the title this time but keep voting for another one...

Well done to @KittyKat1988 Old Sal is soyyy ill and is having the worse luck and its all the damn frogs fault !!!

New thread in time for the inevitable TULUM comedown. Thanks to @RuEvenReal for the title and special thanks to @TheInformant for Ghislane Axl. You both get a VIP trip to a shit rave 💫🧿 GO HOME SAVILLE...

(Wasn’t sure if ‘tits’ were allowed so changed to boobs just in case😂) Thanks to @Halfbaked for the new thread title! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-axl-53-flying-business-class-like-shes-high-class-totty-when-sals-actually-in-dubai-to-be-a-porta.35163/ Our Val is...

Thanks to @RattyBumBum for the suggestion! Would anyone like to recap?? Val has touched down in Dubia and it would appear after a quick STI check,has filled her load, done what is needed and is now out on the town, sashaying around on her own in her silver boots. Val has also been to...

Buckle up rat gerlz, Val is in Dubia to shag punters celebrate her birthday. Actually she spent her birthday in the bogs taking pictures of herself. Wow happy memories. Can't wait to bring the girls there can ya Sal, better make sure Lisa the Enabler books the time off work to chaperone. She's...

Just when we thought things were quietening down, Sal has graced us with this absolutely beaut dress. Think it actually has outdone the Cleopatra get up from her Nile cruise 🤭 Aside from that it's the same old shit, still not going ahead with holidays and lying, still on UC and claiming a 17k...

Thanks to @IamMyaJ for the new title! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-axl-49-sal-thinks-shes-mum-of-the-year-but-a-supervised-visit-to-wembley-shes-on-the-gear.30953/ Roundup: Our Val is in Mykonos after catching a flight (and god knows what else) and hooking up with...

Thanks to @observerisshe for the new the thread title! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-axl-48-the-camel-that-broke-the-axls-back.30250/ Roundup: Still no bunk beds Still no evidence kids are ever at hers Was let down by a limo service (always being let down eh Val?)...

Thank to @tete for the magnificent title!! Quick roundup: Still no bunkbeds Our Salvador booked herself on a party boat in Egypt but made out she was invited to a birthday bash; she proceeded to be on her own most of the time, wear clothes that were inappropriate and made our day by shouting...

Thanks to @Lyla001 for the new thread title! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-axl-46-zero-hour-contract-mum-in-london-again-to-take-it-up-the.28944/ Round up: We think she’s off to Egypt but fuck knows 🤷🏻‍♀️ As you were!

Shout out to @Cantbebotheredtomove for the title! So what has Val been up to lately? In London brassing it up Still waiting for the fabled podcast, gErL tAlK with Sallie Axl Face tattoo still hasn't been removed, probably because no one was willing to do it for free Can't get into America coz...

Thanks to @Stripper Vicar for the new thread title! Boarders was spelt incorrectly intentionally for the way our Sal spells things Roundup: She’s off to Vegas for Burning Man alledgedly She’s sick yet again coming back from holiday 🤔 Still no bunk beds And she seems to be trolling us by...

Thanks to @Platformcrocs for a potential book title but for now our new thread! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-axl-43-dubia-miami-teleeeve-where-next-for-sal-and-her-wizards-sleeve.26591/ As you were!

Thanks to @Phil Anne Throw Pee for the new thread title!!! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-axl-42-shes-travelled-the-world-but-spent-nye-at-saga-fake-af-valenciaga.26178/ As you were peeps!!

Well done to @Queenie Pop for thread title!!! NatWest Val is back!! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-axl-41-mulger-jeans-loubs-galore-shes-still-an-absent-mum-bore.25341/ As you were peeps!

Shout out to @HmmmReally for the title - had to change "whore" to something more PG :ROFLMAO: Few highlights from the last thread: The "sugar daddy" Paul Sausage lips are still fit to burst None of her holidays went ahead Still driving the Rent a Range She's started a podcast which I'm very...

Thread suggestion curtesy of @GemAitch, I actually lolled so loud.

Well done @Tobodee on the winning thread title! Link to the wiki here: https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-axl-18-hates-the-tattle-wiki-but-will-stop-at-asda-for-a-nude-piccy.14344/post-3690505 Will our dream come true? WIll Axl hook up with the Amish gnome and create the next best gruesome...

As you were.. title credit goes to @PastorBake 👏🏽👏🏽

New thread, thanks Had to amend slightly 😘