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‘Tis the season for cheating husband trolls🎄 Thread title winner goes to @ShopTilYouSlop

Thread 50 people. Apologies but for some reason the new thread I created was held in an approval queue and was then deleted. I am assuming it was due to the link I put in. I have created an online advent calendar all about our fave site mumsnet. I will hang back reposting the link until I hear...

Thread title courtesy of @sistersofpercy There's a thread at the moment asking which food people think is overrated. The first few responses have mentioned cake, chocolate, yorkshire puddings, cauliflower cheese & macaroni cheese so that is clearly not the kind of thread I want to waste my time...

Thanks to @cowtastrophe for this delight💦

Congrats to D @cat_follower for the thread title and to D @Serene Serena on the birth of our new tattler DBetsi. A hamper full of sister wife dresses for Cat and a hamper full of bows and beige sleepsuits from Toast for Serena. Mumsnetters continue to be absolutely fucking batshit as per usual...

Really hoping the full title c/o @Banoffeebabe fits in, because it's very funny: Isn’t Jo Malone the person who does expensive copies of Aldi perfume and candles. Welcome to thread 46! I thought it wise to get a new one sorted before an inevitable weekend of Mumsnet nonsense.

Most like thread title suggested by @sistersofpercy. Have some mumsnetty flowers💐 Hopefully we will make it through this thread without having to see another fanny, but it is mumsnet so who the fuck knows anymore🤦‍♀️ --- In other news, the woman who dragged out her extremely boring, probably...

It's already shaping up to be a thrilling day in mumsnet land Kirstie Allsop has dared to let her 15 year old leave the house, even though usually mumsnetters suggest that at 16 they should be moving out and be completely financially independent. Someone's clitoris is STILL painful, and a poor...

Here you go my fellow DTattlers. Props to our @DollyPlops for the thread title and our sweet @Millie2023 for nomming it. Business as usual over on MN. Bashing the fat, the poor and the non French. Making any tragedy about themselves and hugging their children extra hard tonight. Oh and Noddy...

Most liked thread title suggestion pointed out by @bread-pitt. I found it hard to even write your username because it contains bread which is a carb. Now I’m going to have to hide behind the sofa in a survival ball😢

For anyone new to Mumsnet and needing a recap, this pretty much sums it up They hate: Fat people Kids Old people Their husbands Their husbands family Their neighbours Dogs Carbs Skinny jeans If you’re skinny and willing to spend £350 on a dress made from an old hessian sack then they’ll love...

Thread title thanks to @cat_follower. One of my favourites so far Recently we’ve learned that under no circumstances can you have a banana on Biwi’s bootcamp but you can have a semen parcel as it’s low carb

Well done to @sistersofpercy for this cracker of a thread title. Have a woolly hug and flowers💐

Thanks go to @Duchessofmanchester and @holasun for this delight which was the most liked suggestion. You lot are filth

@Eurgh @Geetbo and @Ineedmorecoffee are all to blame for this delightful title Recently we've learned that mumsnetters are still having problems with wafty fannies, you should be kind to people who post close ups of their fannies on the internet because you never know what they are going...

New thread! --- Which one of you is this??

Seems a fitting title for an Easter thread

Credit to @NoddyFromToytown with this one and an epic entrance. If only all mumsnetters were such good sports --- @holasun following on from your question about ruining drinks. Back when making skittle vodka was a thing (is it still or am I that old?) my auntie thought it would be a great idea...

Well done @Wackie Jeaver for this thread title. A washing machine-free zone, so far.

Well done to @holasun and @Geetbo for this delight😆

No actual nominations for thread titles this time, but this comment from @YR80 had a lot of likes and is very fitting

Well just at the last minute, @doctordoctor came along with this thread title suggestion which got the most votes. Also sums up most of mumsnet really

Thread title by @girlinbrum 🍷🎄 As usual, mumsnetters are miserable arseholes and are sucking all the joy out of Christmas --- Nominating this early for the next thread title!🤣

Thread title again by the genius @ShopTilYouSlop 👏 If you have to ask what the thread title means, think yourself lucky that you didn't have to see it in all its glory

Thread title based on @ShopTilYouSlop suggestion. Have a handhold Recently we've learnt - That you should never enjoy anything because of people in refugee camps Fanny wafts are a real concern if mumsnetters venture out into the wild If your child is struggling to make friends then you should...