mother of daughters

Congratulations and thank the sweet baby jebus to @rainbowlemon for popping her thread cherry with 28 reactions. Well done you multicoloured citrus fruit you, hope it was worth the wait. Recap: Nothing has happened. Sly is still AWOL although some of his 953k adoring fans have just noticed...

Thread title by @Cliqueypedia 😍 with 38 votes. But it was too long :-( Recap: The Hoopers paid (!!!) someone to paint their spindles and some doors. They also had some money left to buy followers from China and Russia. No ads, no posts so it's the longest vacation the children have ever...

Huge congratulating in store to @Spoke for the thread title! 🎉💐 43 reactions, go on with your bad self. When does the box office open for this play?

Congratulations on your second consecutive thread title, @Bigmouth_bigpants !! ⭐️🌸🌞 Full title: FOD’s gone AWOL while his followers plunge, he’s biding his time in the house of clunge (sorry I had to shorten it to make it fit) A very princely 72 votes! Time to let fame go to your head and...

Thanks and congratulations to @Kaywree for the thread name! Apologies, but I had to bastardise it to make it fit. Looking forward to seeing the much awaited pics of @sunflower ‘s wonderful smock.

Congratulations to @OhMyWord on your first thread name! We all aspire to such heady accolades! Let critique and commentary recommence:

View Halllooooooo my lovers! If this goes to plan, I’ve just made a new thread. Check me out. Thousands of thanks to the effervescent @Titfer, for her clever and hilarious title, inspired by a snippet of Dogmuck’s priceless wit.

Thanks to @Blurp with 38 likes... new thread title

Congratulations to @PoorPatrol on the latest thread title with a not too shoddy 18 votes.

Full title thanks to @Dogmuck : Roll out the bint in her leopard print, it’s the only sure way we’ll make a mint! #missyouclemmie

Full title was: Fodcliffe, it’s mee, I’m Clammie, I’ve come home, so cold, let me in you drafty Victorian window Thanks to @Cabbagepatch for this one with 51 votes in total...

Thanks to @Kutikuti for the new title previous threads; https://tattle.life/tags/father-of-daughters/

New title courtesy of @HowardMoon -with a huge 69 🤭 votes- reminding us all of those poignant words, brought to us by a FOD fangirl, that we are pointless and he is a Father ✌ Thank you Aristotle 🤦‍♀️

Big up to @frostily for the new thread title - with an amazing 51 votes

Title by @MadeinFulham

Full title by @Cassandra Cain if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 999k followers and my wife ain’t one Keeping at 999k because it scans better, hope that's ok?

Thanks to @Emmadale for the title. New article on losing followers :) https://limegoss.com/father-of-daughters-followers/

thanks to @HouseRed for the new title! continue here. previous threads https://tattle.life/tags/mod-fod/

NEW ARTICLE Why Mother of Daughters Clemmie Hooper is About to Return to Instagram https://limegoss.com/mother-of-daughters-clemmie-hooper-returning/ New thread title by @infuencerdrainers View all threads. https://tattle.life/tags/mod-fod/

Let the wankpuffin commentary continue! I can't find who suggested this (within 20 seconds) as so many did 😆 so please step forward for your praise 🙏

Thread title by @Beach22 View all threads. https://tattle.life/tags/mod-fod/

Thanks to @LW106 for the suggestion! 🙂 (slightly adjusted to fit) Continue here. Previous threads: https://tattle.life/tags/mod-fod/

Thread title by @Alibongo view all threads https://tattle.life/tags/mod-fod/

Title credit goes to @MakeMineADouble continue here!! Thread 13. Unlucky for some 😐 View all threads https://tattle.life/tags/mod-fod/ • Clemmie’s first shot at fame attached from the previous thread.

Thread title by Greg James / @Aliceshmalice as it was the post by far with the most likes!