liz jones

Title by @itsjustsomoving, slightly amended for length/no swearing in titles. Actual title is "She’s not a war correspondent. She writes a weekly column detailing how she waxes her muff and shits in restaurants" Recap: Liz is on again and off again with the Fictional German, Fictional Scrace...

Winning thread title by @Miss Lola! Recap: Liz's sister Lyn, horse Benji, and incontinent collie Gracie have all passed away. Liz wrote a totally sensitive and appropriate tribute to Lyn like she did with their other sister whose funeral she was banned from. She also wrote a sycophantic...

Winning title by Mediastar. Condensed for length, full title is: "Why oh why am I so miserable and can't get a shag? Is it because I smell and am a drunken old hag?" Recap: Liz claimed she was going to Australia, either to see her ailing sister and/or Nigel; so far, she still hasn't gone on the...

New thread! Many thanks to @Miss Lola for the title. Had to condense it a little to fit it in Close runner-up was @Mediastar with "Catnip Lizard and the Poo Pants of Doom". We could keep that one for a future thread title? Recap: As of this week, the MoS has shunted the Dreary to Mail+ where...

Previous thread here. Thanks to @Cheeseandchips for the title. Quick recap: Liz missed her once in a lifetime chance to have a COVID vaccine and now cannot visit Nigel in Australia for more jizz loans. David is BLOCKED! BLOCKED! BLOCKED! because he returned £1000 worth of iPhone Liz bought him...

Does anyone else read her diary every Sunday? It's such a guilty pleasure for me as I find the woman infuriating and despicable but I can't look away. Today, the mad bat is grumbling that having no privacy is horrendous...while taking a very good wage for writing about her private life in one of...