lauren goodger

A huge meaty congratulations to @Bubblepink for the winning thread suggestion - the clapping noise you can hear is Lauren’s flaps adjusting themselves as she strikes another pose 😆 I had thought not much had happened in the last thread but doing a quick skim, alongside needing eye bleach...

Congratulations to the brilliant pairing of @Heneghs (responsible for the thread title) and @Pesky Tarian (for its nomination). Big Gel was going to give you a discount on a bum hole pic but I’ve persuaded her to send you some bolengise with extra beef moral sick cubes. Will try and get a...

Happy new thread Scrunchies, and what a time to be alive as our big gel Sloth has well and truly come out of hibernation and is delighting us all with IG and TikTok content (sadly no YouTube yet) alongside some cracking 🦍 in the wild shots. The thread title credit goes largely to @Notredamn and...

Wonderful new thread title courtesy of @troutpout69 👏 The Scrunchies reward you with a framed photo of BYG’s infected herniated bellybutton, a marvel to behold. A brief roundup of the last thread: • She has been upping the content on her OF which appears to be lying or kneeling in overly small...

First post that could be used as a thread title! Thanks to @ShowMeThe Money

Congratulations to @DCI Jack Logan for your winning title! Your special prize is some skincare advice from BYG so you can be well on your way to a melanoma by the end of Summer.

Bravo to @troutpout69 for the winning thread title. Your award is a rummage in her favourite skip to see if there is a microwave up for grabs. After several months of stagnation, BYG is back with a bang 💥 as she continues her life regression by getting a small role back on TOWIE as their...

Well another slow moving thread with not much happening Scrunchies. My new title but by default, no one else could muster the energy to think of one 😂 It did end with Photoshops daughter, diet? She oughta! This wouldn’t fit in the word limit but references the fact she has started photoshopping...

Congrats to @troutpout69 on the winning thread title 👏 with the number reflecting her latest Only Fans % discount. I’m struggling to find the energy to write a round up given it all feels a bit like Groundhog Day. We are due another set up pap walk soon - hopefully Christmas related. Do people...

Thread title taken from a little ode to our Big Loz from @GlassOfBeans 🎉🎉 Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-88-you-pretend-to-swim-laps-and-show-your-baps-and-flaps-youre-just-putin-on-a-show.41241/ Some from our @Pom Bear Recap: Our BYG it would seem some sort...

Well done @NotAgain? on your winning thread title. BYG is going to send you her special HelloFresh discount code that is widely available on the internet and is in no way special. It’s been a weird old time in Lozza land. Going to attempt a recap without scrolling back as I’m knackered and it’s...

Thanks to @Silly-old-Slapper and @Dont swipe up! for our shiny new Lozza thread! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-86-hey-big-loz-just-get-a-job.39605/ As you were peeps! Well we were treated to an absolute corker of a photo of Lozza in the pool and we noticed how...

Thanks to @WordSalad for the shiny new BYG thread! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-85-hates-p0rn-loves-corn.38784/ As you were bewful yung gels and guys!

Coming in strong near the end of the last thread with this cracking title suggestion was @NinaStar90 to make it two winners in a row 👏 As you’re already the proud owner of some stylish L&L sunglasses (Jeffrey Dahmer style) your prize is 99% off BYG’s OF page. No need to thank us. Shout out also...

Bravo to @NinaStar90 a thread OG for the winning title 👏 a pair of Big Gel’s AliExpress cheap plastic tat classy and stylish sunglasses will be winging their way to you as a reward if you pay £14.99 for P&P and you don’t expect a refund when the arm snaps off after one wear. As referenced in...

After what felt like the longest thread in Scrunchie history, we had a flurry of posts at the end of #82 caused by the excitement of a new OK article and some classic ‘in the wild’(life park) photos (God bless you Click News and Media) which inspired this fantastic thread title winner by...

There could really only be one winner after @chichi100 came up with this cracking suggestion. Congratulations! You win a rummage in the bargain bin of leftovers from the Jumble Sale of Doom. A quick recap: • New agent is attempting to do what Moleman tried and failed to manage - reinvent BYG as...

Thanks to @MrAllSeeingEye for the new shiny thread of 2023! Our BYG has been very quiet over Xmas and NY sparking our thoughts that she has either had a full body lipo and reconstruction or shes back with Charg .5 (could be both)! Laconfused.com hasn't been seen since Christmas Day almost so we...

A comfortable victory for @chichi100 to name thread #80 - well done you! Treat yourself to a hair steam and some Jolly Green Giant like our BYG - icon and role model. Quick recap: • Still selling tat in her jumble sale of doom - the shit is getting worse if that can be believed; • Still hasn’t...

Many congratulations to @Cucumber and eggs for the winning thread title 👏 and apologies to @troutpout69 if your early post (#6) was a suggestion for the next thread and not just a reference to the last one. She continues to sell more horrors in the jumble sale of doom. It appears she’s roped...

Thanks to @NotAgain? for the new thread title! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-77-microwave-seller-split-with-her-fella-size-8-forever.34706/ I think this photo sums up how we and LaHeadband feels about Big Loz and her dead ex-boyfriend and the mass jumble sale...

New thread! Thanks to @JakeM for the new thread title! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-76-lying-lozza-nothing-but-a-scam-selling-stained-clothes-under-friends-and-fam.34467/ As you were Scrunchies!

Thanks to @Sjr2607 for the shiny new thread title! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-75-lady-that-does-it-alllllll-me-a-ball.34172/ Roundup: Where the eff do we start?!!! She’s been the gift that keeps on giving this week… So, very apparent she’s being turfed out...

New thread title thanks to @troutpout69 ! Our BYG is still the gift that keeps on giving!! She got Lacuteness’s ears pierced at Claire’s Accessories after looking at hoovers where Chaz .5 could clearly be heard in the background. She was caught vaping at a restaurant and being caught out in...

Thank you @NinaStar90 for the fab thread title. 🎉 Some highlights of the previous thread (add whatever I’ve missed out) ClickBait had her baby and we’re all very happy for her. Congrats ❤ Big L has a new ‘IG fan page’ which is every bit as cringe as it sounds. Pls don’t talk about leaving...